I like big books and I cannot lie. You other readers can’t deny That when a kid walks in with The Name of the WindLike a hardbound brick of win. Story bling. Wanna swipe that thing Cause you see that boy is speeding Right through the book he’s reading. I’m hooked and I can’t stop pleading. Wanna curl up with that for ages, All thousand pages. Reviewers tried to warn me. But with that plot you hooked Me like Bradley.Ooh, crack that fat spine. You know I wanna make you mine. This book is stella ’cause it ain’t some quick novella. . Jim C. Hines
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More often than not, when someone says they don’t read books, there is a certain implication. They mean that they don’t read a lot of books. In the case of the quote above, it means they don’t read a lot of books. It also means that they don’t like to read book after book, which makes it seem like they don’t like to read books.

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