Never marry something until you've established the perfect pizza ratio.. The premise is simple. My husband and I knew we were made for each other because we're a 6:2 ratio, six slices for him and two for me.. Never marry a man who wants two slices one week and four the next. They're undependable and highly unpredictable and will likely dump you for some Internet honey who says she doesn't mind his back hair. Celia Rivenbark
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Never marry something until you've established the perfect pizza ratio. The premise is simple. My husband and I knew we were made for each other because we're a 6:2 ratio, six slices for him and two for me. When you are in love with someone, you make the same pizza every week. You make the same amount of sauce, cheese, and toppings.

You have the same crust. It’s just that when your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to change something up, you have to also change it up. The idea is when they want to change, you have to also change in order to keep your relationship cohesive.

Source: Bless Your Heart, Tramp: And Other Southern Endearments

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