Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

Erma Bombeck
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Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. A car battery will last longer than a life together and you'll feel better the moment you get the satisfaction of watching it die.

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