Well, I'm about as tall as a shotgun, and just as noisy.

Truman Capote
Well, I'm about as tall as a shotgun, and just...
Well, I'm about as tall as a shotgun, and just...
Well, I'm about as tall as a shotgun, and just...
Well, I'm about as tall as a shotgun, and just...
About This Quote

The humor in this quote is in the comparison between a shotgun and a person. The idea is that people who are loud and boisterous are similar to shotguns. They can be fun and enjoyable, but they also have a tendency to scare people and cause trouble. So, what’s the point in having one when you don’t need it?

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