God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand.

Darynda Jones
About This Quote

This is a funny quote about how people can be funny to deal with especially if you are not part of their family. If you are too close to them they will take advantage of your emotions and will have fun at your expense.

Source: Third Grave Dead Ahead

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