If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.

James Thurber
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The late author and humorist, Christopher Morley, said it best: “If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.”

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