9 Quotes & Sayings By Zach Galifianakis

Zach Galifianakis is an American actor, writer, film director, and stand-up comedian. He was born in Los Angeles, California. His father, Harry Galifianakis, was a writer and producer who worked for NBC. His mother, Eleni Galifianakis (née Kounalakis), was an English teacher Read more

He was raised in North Carolina and educated at Wake Forest University - where he was the student body president - and the University of North Carolina School of the Arts.

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You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker, Zach Galifianakis
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I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal. Zach Galifianakis
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I talk to younger actor types, and they bring up that word, 'brand, ' and it's like, 'All right, if that's the way you want to look at yourself.' Diet Pepsi's a brand; you're a human being. Zach Galifianakis
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When I do stand-up for a long time, I'll get burned out, then I'll get an acting gig. For me, the grass is always greener. I'd like to do a mixture of all of it. My goal is just to do small movies that I've written. That's what I'm trying to do now, just write smaller movies. Zach Galifianakis
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When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there. Zach Galifianakis
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Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious. Zach Galifianakis
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As you get older, you see the world at a different angle, maybe more cynically, but I just bury my anger. Zach Galifianakis
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I understand Tea Partyers' anger with the system, but they are in way over their heads and often racially motivated, and I can't be part of that. Zach Galifianakis