7 Quotes & Sayings By Trebor Healey

Trebor Healey is a writer, comedian, podcaster, and the host of the popular podcast "The Fictionals". He has written for shows including "Strangers with Candy", "Reno 911!", "The Life & Times of Tim" and more. He has appeared on the Rooster Teeth Podcast, The Thrilling Adventure Hour, Comedy Bang Bang!, The Nerdist Podcast, and others. As a writer he has written on shows such as "Strangers with Candy" and "Reno 911!".

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My emotions were like a crowd. Give ’em what they want. Barabbas or the J-man. There’s gonna be a crucifixion. Well, more or less. Because if you ask me, purveyor of useless facts, the promise of sex with someone you’re starting to like puts you smack dab in the centre of time, history, and the universe itself. Right there in West Oakland no less. The birth of a new religion, and all the madness that ensues. Trebor Healey
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How many of these children would one day be queer? How many would be felled by the acronym? How many by something else? How many would forget the circus? How many would never see it at all? How many would join? Trebor Healey
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I figured in the modern world, considering, Jesus himself would have likely been born in a frat house. Trebor Healey
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Consequently, any boy who appeared at such a time was bound to carry a certain weight, a sort of saving grace, a fateful gravity. Trebor Healey
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Don’t focus on outward means of satisfaction if you want to be happy. Trebor Healey
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Yellowdog, where does sorrow go?” He held his heart. “Lives here, in each of us. Trebor Healey