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I was trying to get over you! And it didn’t work. I was meant to walk on this earth with only you, I was meant to give only you every piece of me. I don’t want anyone but you. I love you.Toni Aleo
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Guess our sex is hot, we start fires.Toni Aleo
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I won't sugarcoat shit. You're tiptoeing on the line between batshit crazy and sane.Toni Aleo
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Payback's a bitch, but thankfully those tissues are only full of snot and tears instead of dead little sperms.Toni Aleo
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We are Nasvillians now. We have to be classy Southern bitches." Kacey glared as she swigged her tea. "Classy girls don't say classy bitches."" This one does, " Lacey said as she took a sip of her tea with her pinky up just to show she meant what she said.Toni Aleo
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Letting her head hang, all she could do was think what a freaking mess she had gotten herself into. And not even Ben & Jerry's could get her out of this.Toni Aleo
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But I didn't even make you work for it. I just jumped you like a cat in heat.Toni Aleo
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Is she worth it though?" he asked and she shrugged." That's up to you to decide. Either way, I support you, love you, and will stand beside you, " she whispered against his lips. "And when you're ready, I'll Spartan kick her in the face.Toni Aleo
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Jordie and I tried to have sex in the kitchen and almost caught it on fir. I was cleaning smoke and burned shit off my brand-new stove all afternoon." Lacey's face twisted in confusion and she sputtered with laughter. "Do I even want to know how this happened?" Kacey grinned. "He threw my shirt on the stove, and I had forgotten to shut it off. Boom! Flames, fireToni Aleo
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Ah, the trainer with the hands, " one of them said. She was very pretty, thick dark hair and even darker eyes. She had a nice body, but it was easy to see she had been having babies. "Lucas talks about you fondly." Kacey smiled. "Yeah, his shoulder's been giving him shit lately, " she said, figuring this must be Fallon, Lucas's wife." Yeah, and if you didn't keep him from birching about it, I might have to try and kick your ass. But seeing that he is happy, and you are also a good six inches taller than me and have abs and arms that could squash small children, I'm gonna just say, hey! It's nice to meet you! " she said and everyone laughed as they shook hands.Toni Aleo
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I have salt and sugar at home, but I'm paying eighty bucks to have ya'll rub it on my feet. If I want to yell at my sister-in-law about that fact that I just found out I am pregnant, and how my boyfriend, the recovering alcoholic, is still fragile and I don't know if he'll make it, whether I'm going to miscarry like I did before, and a whole other list of shit, like, hell, I don't know, what I'm going to be when I grow up, then I will! And maybe, just maybe, for the eighty bucks you're charging me, I can yell a bit." The woman only blinked as Lacey snickered beside her. "Keep it down and congratulations."" Thanks, and I'll try, " Kacey said as the woman walked away. She then turned to Lacey, who was fully laughing at this point. "Really> This is not funny."" Oh, I'm cracking up because if you're already this emotional and bitchy, God help us all once you reach the third Trimester.Toni Aleo
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But remember, Kacey has a temper and she's crazy protective of you so if you need bail money, let me know.Toni Aleo
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I love everything about you Kacey, because the best thing in life is finding someone who knows your flaws, mistakes, difficulties, and still think you are bad-ass and loves you.Toni Aleo
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But one of the big lessons I have learned from my journey is you can't please everyone, so don't try.Toni Aleo
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Whoever thought up the phrase ‘Absence makes the heart grow founder’ was an idiot. Absence makes a bitch go crazy. -Elli, While Shea is AwayToni Aleo
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When I introduced you to Mary Ann, I wanted to call you my girlfriend, Elli, ” he looked up at her to see her eyes were wide, “I’ve never had a girlfriend, so I’m not sure if I’ll do the boyfriend/girlfriend thing right, but the thought of you being with someone else, or me with someone else, actually hurts my gut, so I guess what I’m trying to say is, ” he took a deep breath, this was huge, and he thought he sounded stupid but with the way her eyes were glazing over, maybe he was doing this right. “I was wondering if you wanted to be my girlfriend.” She smiled at him lovingly, cupping his face in her hands.“ Are you sure? I’m kinda crazy.” He laughed, kissing her palm.“ I’m sure.”“ Then, yes, Shea, I would love to be your girlfriend.Toni Aleo
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You can't wait around for something to become good, it either is, or isn't.Toni Aleo
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Hey Audrey, I am watching you de-clutter your house, do you need help?Toni Aleo