4 Quotes & Sayings By Tim Pratt

Tim Pratt is the author of many novels, including The Mad Scientist's Guide to World Domination, On a Red Station Drifting, and The Fifth Elephant. He is the editor of the anthologies Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea: Creative Tales Inspired by Jules Verne, A Steampunk Anthology, and The Shambling Guides. He has also contributed stories to fantasy anthologies including The Folklore of Modern Fantasy, Time Travelers' Tales 3: Legends & Fables of the 21st Century, and Beneath Ceaseless Skies: Fantasy Stories for an Epic Age.

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B looked down the shaft, at a metal ladder and darkness beyond. "Me first?" Of course. You're the apprentice, so you always go first into the unknown. If anyone's going to be eaten by a grue, it should be you." Tough job. But at least the hours are terrible. Tim Pratt
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A body is a body." Viscarro shrugged his bony shoulders. "Dead, alive, alive, dead. I fail to see the importance of the distinction." Yeah? So you'd just as soon fuck a living person as a dead one? What's the point of the distinction? Oh, right-one's normal, and one's called necrophilia." Viscarro sighed. "Touche, I suppose. Tim Pratt
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But you know me- I'm an information magpie, always interested in shiny bits of intel. I've never gotten in trouble because of knowing too much. Tim Pratt