4 Quotes & Sayings By The Fart Blast

The Fart Blast is a collection of tips and anecdotes from comedians, actors, writers, and others who have made it in the entertainment business. These are hilarious stories of failure, heartbreak, and redemption. But most importantly, these are stories of what it really takes to get ahead in Hollywood.

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Humans listen to their hearts so fucking loud that they mute their dumbass brains. The Fart Blast
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Where do you get that logic from? You're either getting the cheap-ass knock-off type of logic or getting fucking scammed right up the ass. And since you don't have any decent logic you can't even think to get better logic from the "logic" store. The Fart Blast
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You're not stupid, you're just special! You have morons in your head instead of neurons! The Fart Blast