4 Quotes & Sayings By Ted Klein

T.E.D. Klein is the author of the New York Times bestsellers Monster, Alice in Zombieland, and The Darkling. He was born in Johannesburg (South Africa), where he attended the University of the Witwatersrand, graduating in 1968 with a Bachelor of Arts degree in English. From 1975 to 1982, he worked as an editor at Random House in New York City before moving to London in 1982 to work for Macmillan Publishers Read more

While living in London, Klein wrote his first novel, Monster (Pocket Books), which was published under his own name in 1986 and became an international bestseller. He then moved to San Diego in 1989 where he served as writer-in-residence at the University of California, San Diego. During that time he also edited Darken Star Press and wrote his second novel, Alice in Zombieland (Pocket Books).

The book was published under his pseudonym T. E. D.

Klein and became a national bestseller when it was released in 1991. Since then Klein has continued to write under various pseudonyms for various publishers around the world including "Cheryl O'Grady" for Harlequin Enterprises Ltd., "Tommy Gavin" for HarperCollins Voyager/HarperCollins Publishers Ltd., and "Viktor E Frankl" for Waveland Press Inc., among others.

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Then, idly scratching his nose, he walks to the bookcase in the living room and stoops before a set of drab brown Victorian volumes gathering dust on the second shelf from the bottom. How amusing, he thinks, as he withdraws one of them-amusing that a key to dark and ancient rites should survive in such innocuous-looking form. A young fool like Freirs would probably refuse to believe it. Like the rest of his doomed kind, he'd probably expect such lore to be found only in ancient leather-bound tomes with gothic lettering and portentously sinister titles. He'd search for it in mysterious old trunks and private vaults, in the "restricted" sections of libraries, in intricately carved wood chests with secret compartments. But there are no real secrets, the Old One knows. Secrets are ultimately too hard to conceal. The keys to the rites that will transform the world are neither hidden nor rare nor expensive. They are available to anyone. You can find them on the paperback racks or in any second-hand bookshop. . T.E.D. Klein
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Horror, let's face it, is basically pretty dumb. You're writing about events that are preposterous, and the trick is to dress them up in language so compelling that the reader doesn't care. T.E.D. Klein
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She took particular comfort in certain familiar sights and sounds that marked her day: the buzz of the fluorescent lights, the pale figures sprawled silent and motionless over their reading, the reassuring feel of her book cart as she wheeled it down the aisle, and the books themselves, symbols of order on their backs - young adulthood reduced to "YA, " mystery reduced to a tiny red skull. T.E.D. Klein