6 Quotes & Sayings By Stephanie Clifford

Stephanie Clifford is a screenwriter and author. Clifford has been a featured guest on The Oprah Winfrey Show, Good Morning America, CNN, Dr. Drew's Lifechangers, and many other national television and radio shows. She has also appeared in numerous publications including the "New York Times", "USA Today", "People Magazine", "Cosmopolitan", "Glamour Magazine", "Entertainment Weekly", "Huffington Post Celebrity", among others Read more

Her first book, The Sexy Years: A Real Woman's Guide to Masturbation was selected as one of the best books of the year by the American Library Association (ALA) and by Entertainment Weekly.

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I always think the opening moments of a party are the hardest, before everyone has had enough to drink. Stephanie Clifford
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The world always said to just be yourself, but it turned out when Evelyn was herself, no guys were at all interested, so she was left with games of make-believe, expressing enthusiasm for whatever the men wanted to do, be it rock climbing or going to a cheese-beer pairing or a Knicks game. Stephanie Clifford
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Last summer had meant lots of Sam Adams Summer Ale by herself on hot weekend days when it seemed like just her and the Dominican Day parade. Stephanie Clifford
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Somewhere in the city, an orange cat finished chewing on a marjoram plant next to his studio apartment's door and leapt purring onto the shoulder of his owner, home early from work. Somewhere in the city, a young Chinese pianist sat down at a rehearsal hall and let his fingers play the first opening notes of the Emperor Concerto, notes that would envelop the small girl in row D of the Philharmonic that night in a shimmering cloud. A boy in Staten Island touched his finger to the lower back of the girl who had been just a friend until then. A woman in Hell's Kitchen stood in her dark attic garret, her paintbrush in hand, and stepped back from the painting of chartreuse highway and forest-green sky that had taken her two years to complete. A clerk in a Brooklyn bodega tapped her crimson fingernail on a box of gripe water, reassuring the new mother holding a wailing baby, and the mother's grateful smile almost made both of them cry themselves. Stephanie Clifford
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She tried to do what the Equinox yoga instructor said to do and thank each thought for coming then let it float away, but the thoughts were not floating away and she couldn't force them away, not even here, where she was supposed to be able to escape. Stephanie Clifford