74 Quotes & Sayings By Sarah Rees Brennan

Sarah Rees Brennan is the author of The Bourbon Thief , a historical mystery series. She's also the author of the Magic and Mayhem series and My Fair Ivy, a novel that has been called "the best coming-of-age story about the internet ever written." She was born in Chicago and now lives in New York, where she teaches at Columbia University.

I am in full possession of the amazing power of...
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I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic. Sarah Rees Brennan
Real life is sometimes boring, rarely conclusive and boy, does...
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Real life is sometimes boring, rarely conclusive and boy, does the dialogue need work. Sarah Rees Brennan
I don't trust men everybody likes. Being nice isn't the...
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I don't trust men everybody likes. Being nice isn't the same as being good. Sarah Rees Brennan
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Magnus remembered a town in Peru whose Quechua name meant “quiet place.” He recalled even more vividly being obscenely drunk and unhappy over his heartbreak of that time, and the maudlin thoughts that had recurred to him over the years, like an unwanted guest slipping in through his doors: that there was no peace for such as he, no quiet place, and there never would be. Except he found himself remembering lying in bed with Alec–all of their clothes on, lounging on the bed on a lazy afternoon, Alec laughing, head thrown back, the marks Magnus had left on his throat very plain to see. Sarah Rees Brennan
My life was going to flash before my eyes, but...
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My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. Sarah Rees Brennan
Fear's useless. Either something bad happens or it doesn't: If...
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Fear's useless. Either something bad happens or it doesn't: If it doesn't, you've wasted time being afraid, and if it does, you've wasted time that you could have spent sharpening your weapons. Sarah Rees Brennan
Oh,
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Oh, " she said, in a very different way. "Well. Thanks for my part in the compliment. Naturally I'd love to be watched and controlled, but I think I may be washing my hair that day. Sarah Rees Brennan
Foul!
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Foul! " yelled Jamie, who seemed extremely happy not to be the one facing a blade. "Distracting technique! Put your shirt back on right now. Sarah Rees Brennan
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I cook better than you, " Nick corrected absently. "I think monkeys can probably be taught to cook better than you."" I'd like to have a monkey that cooked for me, " said Jamie. " I would pay him in bananas. His name would be Alphonse.""I agree, that would be awesome." Mae said. "People would come for dinner just to see the monkey chef."" You're raving, " Nick said, defrosting chicken in the microwave. Mae was a bit impressed with how he seemed to look at the appliance and instantly comprehend its mysteries, when she'd been heating up ready-made meals for years by a method of pressing random buttons and hoping. " I know that's the only way Jamie communicates with people, but I expected better of you, Mavis.""We're cutting out the whole Mavis thing right now, Nick, " Mae said warningly." How many bananas would be good payment for a monkey?" Jamie wanted to know. " I would want to pay Alphonse a fair wage. Sarah Rees Brennan
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They walked to school, talking about how much they were longing for the summer holidays." Oh, I am planning things, " said Jamie. "Great, great things. I could join a band."" You gave up the guitar after two lessons."" Well, " he said, "I could be a backup dancer."" Backup dancers have to wear belly shirts and glitter, " said Mae. "So obviously, I support this plan. Sarah Rees Brennan
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Oh, you need Alan to betray Nick and then you'll steal Nick's powers and kill them both, " said Mae. "Great idea. Hey, can i come? I'll bring a picnic lunch if you promise not to let blood get on the sandwiches. Sarah Rees Brennan
I saw you put rice in a toaster once,
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I saw you put rice in a toaster once, " said Mae. "I was there when made the tin of beans explode."" It was faulty, " Jamie protested, his eyes shifty. " I am sure of this. Sarah Rees Brennan
I realise people exist who don't read. But it's like...
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I realise people exist who don't read. But it's like I knew there were people who didn't breathe or eat: I can't imagine a life like that. Sarah Rees Brennan
Sometimes I feel better around you. I kind of like...
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Sometimes I feel better around you. I kind of like your face' -Nick Sarah Rees Brennan
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Sometimes I want to be human for you. Sarah Rees Brennan
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In two words, " said Alan quietly, "there is nothing I love half as much as you. Sarah Rees Brennan
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She hesitated, wiping her hands off on her apron. “I’m not sure if I’ll be here when you get back. This place is a little–it’s a little much for me.” She didn’t have to tell him how it was. He had lived here for years, in a house that wanted to be silent until the silence was broken by a certain step and a certain voice, in a house holding its breath for someone’s return. If anyone held their breath long enough, they were dead. Sarah Rees Brennan
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Well, speaking as a feminist, I'm glad that women can lead--uh, groups of unspeakable magical evil."" Yes, " Alan said gravely. "It'd be shoking if the evil magicians were sexist. For one thing, that would mean they were stupid, and having stupid enemies would be a terrible blow to my manly pride. Sarah Rees Brennan
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Friends don't menace friends with giant terrifying swords, okay? Sarah Rees Brennan
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Sometmes when you pull knives on people, they get this impression that you're going to hurt them, and then they're completely terrified. Crazy, I know! "" Okay, " said Nick. He turned to Jamie & popped his left wrist sheath again. "Look."Jamie backed up. "Which part of 'completely terrified' did you translate as 'show us your knives, Nick'? Don't show me your knives, Nick. I have no interest in your knives." Nick rolled his eyes. "This is a quillon dagger. That's a knife with a sword handle. I like it because it has a good grip for stabbing."" Why do you say these things?" Jamie inquired piteously. "Is it to make me sad?"" I didn't have you cornered, " Nick went on. "You could've run. And this dagger doesn't have an even weight distribution; it's absolute rubbish for throwing. If I had any intention of hurting you, I'd have used a knife I could throw." Jamie blinked. "I will remember those words always. I may try to forget them, but I sense that I won't be able to. Sarah Rees Brennan
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Want me to flex my magic for you, baby? Sarah Rees Brennan
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Nick spoke for the first time. "Can I go to the nurse's office too?" Ms. Popplewell looked at him It obviously took her only one look to decide. "No.""I'm traumatized too, " Nick claimed, his voice completely flat." He's a delicate flower, " Alan said under his breath. Sarah Rees Brennan
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I don't lie to you, " Alan said. "I lie WITH you." Sin stopped looking up at him from under her eyelashes and burst out laughing. Alan went red. "So I've just realized how that come out. Uh. Sarah Rees Brennan
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Alan: Conning people out of their savings. Forgery. Blackmail. Selling real estate on Mars. We could have it all. You with me, Bambi?"Sin: "Clive, I was with you from 'I'm a social worker. Sarah Rees Brennan
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Oh, Alan Ryves, " she said. "You're such a fantastic liar. You are the smoothest con man of them all. Sarah Rees Brennan
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I don't have deal breakers, " Alan said. "I look on tempests, and am never shaken. Sarah Rees Brennan
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Not really a party until someone brings the surprise zombies. Sarah Rees Brennan
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Kami, " he said, "you're crying." "No, I am not, " Kami lied. "I got something in my eye."" You got something in your eye."" Yes. Possibly a speck of dust, " Kami said, and broke down. "All right, possibly my feelings. Sarah Rees Brennan
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Also, vampires don't eat food. You never get to eat chocolate again. Ever. I'd rather die. Sarah Rees Brennan
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I want to burn the world because Alan is gone, " he said. "I want to destroy everything I see. But you mean something to me. I will not destroy the world, because it has you in it. Sarah Rees Brennan
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There was silence in her head and silence beneath her window, and still she could not sleep. Sarah Rees Brennan
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She looked defeated, a castle stormed, torn down, with no one living inside. She looked like a hollowed-out creature, only shell and no soul. Sarah Rees Brennan
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She had worried she would break if her heart broke, but she wasn't broken. She had lost everything, but she was not lost. It seemed a worthwhile thing to know. Sarah Rees Brennan
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You're dressed for dancing, " she said in her throaty stage voice. "Being undressed for dancing occured to me, but I didn't think Merris would like it. Sarah Rees Brennan
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I-" said Nick, his voice halting. "I don't mind it as much when - when people touch me. Some people." Mae looked down, and Nick, who looked more relaxed when he'd been stabbed, slowly lifted his hand from his chest and laid it on the tumbled sheets between them, fingers half-curled into his palm. He was still regarding the ceiling with a fixed glare." Because you trust them not to hurt you?" Mae asked tentatively." No, " Nick said, his voice harsh. "Because I'd let them hurt me. Sarah Rees Brennan
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I can smite you " Nick grumbled. "Anytime I like. Sarah Rees Brennan
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I don't have your way with words "Sin said. "So I'm just going to go with a quick response. Ha Sarah Rees Brennan
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Alan: "I had terrible stage fright." Sin: "I'm not familiar with the concept of 'stage fright.'" A: "It's pretty awful. You end up having to picture the entire audience in their underwear. Phyllis was in that audience, you know." S: "Why, Alan, I had no idea your tastes ran that way." A: "Phyllis is a very nice lady. And I do not consider her so much aged as matured, like a fine wine. But I still think you owe me an archery lesson. Sarah Rees Brennan
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And you don't ever have to worry about what I feel. The way I feel about you won't change. You can do whatever you like to me. You could turn this town to dust, burn the woods until they were cinders, you could cut out my heart. It wouldn't matter. It would not change a thing."" What if I ate a baby?" Jared's mouth curved up at the corners, slow and not cruel at all. "I'm sure you'd have a good reason, " he said. . Sarah Rees Brennan
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Every time he touched her, the touch felt new, like something they had just invented together. Sarah Rees Brennan
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I did not matter what distant iron city had raised him. He had been made by Sorry-in-the-Vale, his bones as much a part of it as the valley and the woods. It was as if she had the whole town spread underneath her. Or the whole world, since right then he was the only part of it that mattered. Sarah Rees Brennan
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Better overcautious than missing a jugular vein, as the saying goes." That was a very morbid saying. Maybe only vampire said it. Sarah Rees Brennan
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I don't think he likes girls", I said. "Or boys. Look at the horror on his face. He doesn't look like a people person. Sarah Rees Brennan
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You are the greatest achievement of your own life. Sarah Rees Brennan
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Kami got to school the next day without any incidents like being kidnapped by pirates or having the earth open up and swallow her, which on the whole Kami thought was a pity. Sarah Rees Brennan
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Maybe he likes the look of Mae, " Nick drawled." Don't be ridiculous." Nick raised his eyebrows. "Does he like the look of Jamie? Sarah Rees Brennan
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Okay, can you pass yourself off as a magician and gain Gerald's trust and pass us information about Celeste's plans and save all the magicians who want to be saved? Jaime asked. "Because if so awesome. I shall stay here and eat pie. Sarah Rees Brennan
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Ready?" Jaime echoed. "Yes, yes, I am ready. I am ready to drink a lot of liquids and lie on the sofa moaning faintly all day long. That is what I am ready for. I cannot engage in physical activity of any sort or my head will fall right off. Is that what you want Nick? Because if so, I find that hurtful. Sarah Rees Brennan
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And what are your interests and hobbies, Nicholas?" Annabel asked faintly, sounding like a cross between a television interviewer and a hostage. Nick considered this for a minute, and then said "I like swords." Annabel leaned over her plate and asked, her voice changing "You fence?" "Not exactly, " Nick drawled. "I'm more freestyle. Sarah Rees Brennan
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Oh no, Nick" Jaime said in tones of supremely unconvincing shock, "how could you? When my back was turned for one momement. And my food was so delicious. Sarah Rees Brennan
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You will never find me in trouble. You will find me in the library. If you can remember where that is. Sarah Rees Brennan
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There was a silence. Elliot was surprised, because he would have thought the sound of every atom in his body exploding with indignation might make some noise. Sarah Rees Brennan
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Whoosh! went the bluebird of sarcasm, zooming miles above Dale’s head. Sarah Rees Brennan
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I know what other people think about me, ” Rusty told her. “ ‘That Rusty, ’ they say. ‘Charming and handsome, ’ they say first, of course–they’re not blind. Then they add, ‘All the ambition and drive of a chocolate sundae.’ Sarah Rees Brennan
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You want useless, you have come to the right guy. I can be useless for hours at a time. Weeks even. I'm currently closing in on a month of being totally useless, which is by way of being a personal best. Sarah Rees Brennan
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Why be broken when you can be gold? Sarah Rees Brennan
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Do you like him? Ty asked. "Not that I care." "I do, " I said, because it was true. Even though it didn't matter anymore. "Not that I care you don't care. Though you clearly do care, and I don't care about that either." "Well, I don't care that you don't care that I don't care. In fact i'm glad. Because, um, if I were seeming someone that I liked, I'd want you to be happy for me."" Are you seeing someone?" I asked, pretty sure he wasn't. "Not that I care. Sarah Rees Brennan
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When a guy says, ' I'll call you, ' and he doesn't say when-that means he won't call you." Kit pulled his phone out of his pocket and pressed a couple buttons. My phone vibrated in my pocket. I fished it out, smiling. "Madness, " Kit whispered softly into his phone. "I meant I'd call you. This is me calling you. Sarah Rees Brennan
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Personally, I'd prefer a guy who wants to see my boobs. Sarah Rees Brennan
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She clenched her fist in his T-shirt, put her other arm around those too-broad, too-real shoulders. When he tried to pull away, she held on tight. Kami felt the surrender in his mind a moment before he laid his face in the curve of her neck. The whole world was so real it hurt. Kami whispered into Jared's hair, "I'm always on your side. Sarah Rees Brennan
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Wearing that? Wouldn't you fancy a shapeless cardigan instead? You rock a shapeless cardigan, honey. Sarah Rees Brennan
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She walked beside Jared, four inches of rain-dashed darkness between her hanging wrist and his. Sarah Rees Brennan
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Mae's first impulse was to die of shame, but she realized after a hot, stomach-clenching moment that this was probably impractical. Sarah Rees Brennan
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Also, " Nick added curtly, "I'm sorry about your face." Jamie looked over his shoulder, and touched the demon's mark crawling along his jaw with the back of his hand. "Sorry about saving all our lives by doing something you had to do?"" Oh no, " Nick said blandly, "I just meant, you know. Generally."Jamie stared at him, shocked, and laughed. It was a real laugh, helpless and sweet, and Mae memorized it in case he died. Jamie by the river at dawn, laughing. Sarah Rees Brennan
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Hark, ” he said, his tone very dry. “What stone through yonder window breaks?” Kami yelled up at him, “It is the east, and Juliet is a jerk! Sarah Rees Brennan
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If good men pretend to be villains, how is anybody supposed to know the difference between them? Sarah Rees Brennan
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Hello, ” said the beautiful elven maid. “I was just thinking, and I mean no offence, but–how can any fighting force crowded with the softer sex hope to prevail in battle?”“ Huh?” said Elliot, brilliantly. “The softer what?”“ I refer to men, ” said the elf girl. “Naturally I was aware the Border guard admitted men, and I support men in their endeavor to prove they are equal to women, but their natures are not warlike, are they?. Sarah Rees Brennan
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I am Serene-Heart-in-the-Chaos-of-Battle. Keep a civil tongue in your head or lose it Sarah Rees Brennan
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Forest deep, silent bells There's a secret no one tells Valley quiet, water still Lynburns watching on the hill Apples red, corn gold Almost everyone grows old Sarah Rees Brennan
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It’s normal to like guys who seem to like you; it’s normal to want to be loved.” Kami raised her eyebrows. “I’m sixteen, ” she said. “I’m not looking for love.”“ Oh, ” said Liz. “Uh, what are you looking for?”“ Cheap thrills, mostly, ” said Kami. Sarah Rees Brennan
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All fiction is better with explosions' said Jared. 'Basic fact of life. Sarah Rees Brennan
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Do me a favour and go out and perform one of the activities I hear the youth enjoy this Friday, like defacing public property. Sarah Rees Brennan
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Taking notes at a pub in Salisbury, I was mistaken for a health inspector! Sarah Rees Brennan