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For an age we stood there like that, me holding him by the collar of his jacket and kissing him for all I was worth, him standing there, hands up like I was frisking him with no idea what to do about it. It. Was. Awesome.Rosemary ClementMoore
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Faith isn't absence of doubt. It's belief without proof, not without question.Rosemary ClementMoore
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Don’t ever trust anyone who’s writing a book. They make up lies for a living.Rosemary ClementMoore
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Is Lisa going to the prom?' I shelved my worries for the moment. 'I don't know, Mom. We don't talk about the You-Know-What. We made a pact.' You could go together, if you didn't want to mess with dates and things.' I don't want to mess with the prom at all, Mom.'She ignored me, placidly eating popcorn, piece by piece.' Some girls in my high school class did that and had a wonderful time. They weren't lesbians or anything. Not that it would matter if they were.' That's nice, Mom. I'm glad you're so open-minded.' I grabbed my Coke and the popcorn bowl and headed for the stairs, because I could go my whole life without ever hearing my mother talk about lesbians again. Maybe you could take Justin to the prom, ' she called after me, laughter in her voice. 'He is such a hottie.' Shoot me now.Rosemary ClementMoore
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When your family is twice as weird as normal, you have to be twice as polite to authority, because authority hates weird.Rosemary ClementMoore