4 Quotes & Sayings By Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson is the series lead of the animated comedy series Parks and Recreation. A former lawyer, he now works at the parks department in Pawnee, Indiana. He is also an avid hunter, fisherman, woodworker, and was voted "manliest man" in the history of the county.

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He's a tourist. He takes pictures of people's lives, puts them in a scrapbook, and moves on. All he's interested in is stories. Basically Leslie, he's selfish. And you're not. That's why you don't like him. Ron Swanson
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I hate metaphors. That’s why my favorite book is Moby Dick. No frou-frou symbolism. Just a good, simple tale about a man who hates an animal. Ron Swanson
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I'm a simple man. I like pretty dark-haired women and breakfast food. Ron Swanson