4 Quotes & Sayings By Ron Funches

Ron Funches is an actor, writer, and comedian who has written for NBC's Saturday Night Live and Comedy Central. He has previously hosted MTV's Roast Battle. Ron is the co-creator (with Jill Twiss) of the comedy series The Middle Age, which aired on ABC for two seasons. He was also a cast member on HBO's Crashing and made appearances in Parks & Recreation, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, and Master of None Read more

He starred in the feature films Bob & Ted vs. the World and American Desi. His debut comedy album I'll Sleep When I'm Dead was released in 2014 by Comedy Central Records.

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Trying to maintain your health on the road can be difficult. Especially in the middle of the country where they close by 9 and you're not out of work until midnight. You end up at a McDonald's or Taco Bell. Ron Funches
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I think I'd probably be really good friends with Hulk Hogan. I think we'd get along, and I'd, like, chill him out because he'd be all rambunctious and rowdy, and I'd be like, 'Chill out, Hulk Hogan. Everything will be okay.' And he'd be like, 'Thanks, Ron.' And then we'd form a friendship. Ron Funches
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I'm sauteing asparagus, Brussels sprouts, broccoli, some boneless, skinless chicken breast, some halibut. That's about it; that's all I'm allowed. That's what's legal for me to saute. Ron Funches