4 Quotes & Sayings By Mike Russell

Mike Russell has been a professional writer and editor for the past thirty years, and is the author of books on fitness, running and travel. He ran in his early twenties and still competes in half marathons and marathons. He is a member of Mensa, The National Speleological Society, and the International Mountain Running Association.

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Nothing Is Strange Mike Russell
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Dunce is completely bald and has a really pointed head so the temptation to get him paralytic on his thirtieth birthday, carry him to the tattooist’s and get a nice big ‘D’ smack bang in the middle of his forehead was too much for me. Trouble is he can’t afford to have it removed so he wears a big plaster over it. Gangs of children tease him.‘ What’s underneath the plaster, mister? Show us! ’ They swear he has a third eye under there. My name is Bill but Dunce calls me ‘Fez’ on account of my hat. I’ve known Dunce for over sixteen years. Mike Russell
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The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. Mike Russell