9 Quotes & Sayings By Kyle Adams

Kyle Adams is a writer who has been published in a variety of places, including a variety of magazines and newspapers. He has been writing professionally for over 10 years. He has written fiction, nonfiction, and technical writing. In addition to writing, Kyle is also an avid reader and collector of books.

Fine, I'll touch you, briefly, but only because you sound...
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Fine, I'll touch you, briefly, but only because you sound like you need the praise that your body's hot, and I'm totally selfless like that. Kyle Adams
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First, I’m going to teach you how to Irish Whip someone.”“ Oh, that sounds kinky. I want my safeword to be peaches, ” I said, grinning. Kyle Adams
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Day drag." Ashley answered simply. "The sun turns vampires into dust and drag queens into this." He motioned with his hand down his body. Kyle Adams
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I was convinced that there was at least a seventy-three percent chance he was gay. I bumped it up from sixty-eight after our third game. Zack showed up wearing a light pink shirt that was tighter than usual. Kyle Adams
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Oh my, you big stud, your dancing boobs have enchanted me with your hypnotic sexual magnitudeness. Kyle Adams
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When the officer approached the window, he said ‘Papers’ and before he could finish, I shouted, ‘Scissors! I win, ’ and drove off. Kyle Adams
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A pet rock is a serious commitment and too much responsibility for a ten year old to handle on his own Kyle Adams
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Hornier than a bunny on ecstasy Kyle Adams