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Boys dream of strippers, men dream of their women waiting for them at home.Kathleen Brooks
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She may not be able to teach the baby how to cook, but she could teach the child how to shoot a gun and how to disarm a man when being attacked with a knife. You never knew when those things could come in handy.Kathleen Brooks
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She felt like a woman on fire. Would it be bad to have sex with Santa in the closet?Kathleen Brooks