17 Quotes & Sayings By Joel N Ross

Joel N. Ross is a best-selling author, entrepreneur and management consultant. A former vice president of a global consulting firm, he is the co-author of The Best-Run Organizations: How to Create a High-Performing Team, along with Peter Sims. Joel has also been featured on CNN, ABC World News, Nightline and CNBC Read more

Joel is a regular contributor to Harvard Business Review, Forbes and The Huffington Post. He is the founder of the Management Consultants Association of America (MCAA) and the International Management Consultants Association (IMCA).

It was going to be our job to annoy someone?”...
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It was going to be our job to annoy someone?” “I know–it’s a dream come true! Joel N. Ross
After an hour the score was: Quancita–34 Radiz–51 Sally–froglegs Perla–9...
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After an hour the score was: Quancita–34 Radiz–51 Sally–froglegs Perla–9 a Joel N. Ross
Are you okay?” “Yeah.” “Good, ” she said, “because if...
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Are you okay?” “Yeah.” “Good, ” she said, “because if you fall off a skyscraper, I’ll be so mad at you. Joel N. Ross
Are you .. . lost?” “Not really, ” she told...
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Are you .. . lost?” “Not really, ” she told him. “We just don’t know where we’re going. Joel N. Ross
What are you doing?” I asked Loretta. “Stabbing a cushion,...
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What are you doing?” I asked Loretta. “Stabbing a cushion, ” she told me. Joel N. Ross
Keep moving! ” “Bea’s arguing with the floor.
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Keep moving! ” “Bea’s arguing with the floor. Joel N. Ross
We’re alive! ” Swedish told her. “I did not see...
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We’re alive! ” Swedish told her. “I did not see that coming. Joel N. Ross
Did Cap’n Vidious leave that? He is such a cuddlebunny.”...
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Did Cap’n Vidious leave that? He is such a cuddlebunny.” “Yeah, ” I said, “that’s exactly how I’d describe him. Joel N. Ross
You know what to do?” “Wander around, ” I said....
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You know what to do?” “Wander around, ” I said. “Until I spot a self-assembled whangdoodle from the Foggy depths. Joel N. Ross
Did you just call me ‘sweetie’?” I asked. She shoved...
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Did you just call me ‘sweetie’?” I asked. She shoved my shoulder. “No. Joel N. Ross
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Well, the bad news, ” Swedish said from the wheel, “is that Chess still thinks he’s funny.” “What’s the good news?” Loretta asked, leaning on our little copper-tubed harpoon. “That Kodoc dropped a bomb on the city? Joel N. Ross
Now you’re listening to Swedish ?” I asked her. “He...
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Now you’re listening to Swedish ?” I asked her. “He thinks I’m the Compass because every time I see ticktocks, I happen to be there! Joel N. Ross
If Chess is the switch, ” Loretta said, “how does...
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If Chess is the switch, ” Loretta said, “how does he turn the Fog off?” Bea bit her lower lip. “I don’t know–ask Chess.” “How would I know?” I said. “You try being a switch. Joel N. Ross
Loretta started belting out a song: “Row, row, row your...
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Loretta started belting out a song: “Row, row, row your boat, sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G ! Joel N. Ross
...Loretta threatened to beat him to death with a wooden...
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...Loretta threatened to beat him to death with a wooden spoon... Joel N. Ross
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Uh, she said maybe your eyes matched the Fog like a synchronous magnetic field?” “I don’t even know what language that is. Joel N. Ross