6 Quotes & Sayings By Joanne Fluke

Joanne Fluke is a writer who teaches creative writing at East Tennessee State University. She is the author of The Voice of the Heart: A Journey Through the Writing Life (University of Minnesota Press, 2010). Her work has appeared in The Southern Review, PEN America's Best Fiction, and many other publications. She lives with her husband and three children in Knoxville, Tennessee.

The secret of high finance...if you really need a loan,...
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The secret of high finance...if you really need a loan, you won't qualify. And if you don't need a loan, all the lenders will line up to give you money. Joanne Fluke
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Make sure you wear something appropriate, dear. You never know who you’ll run into and it’s always smart to look your best. Joanne Fluke
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She skinned her hair back into a ponytail, a style she knew was probably too young for her, but she planned to drive with her windows open and she could ditch the elastic band once she got to the lake. Joanne Fluke
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The next time you come to the Cookie Jar, the coffee’s on me. You could probably bottle that stuff of yours and sell it for rat poison. Joanne Fluke
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If God gave Dad Alzheimer’s, He’s got to understand when Dad forgets what church he belongs to. Joanne Fluke