5 Quotes & Sayings By Jenn Windrow

Jenn Windrow is an author and screenwriter. She is the author of two adult novels, The Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood and The Saint Honore's School Murders series. She has also published a collection of short stories, The Divine Fits. Her screenplays include the feature film "Mojo," which was nominated for an Independent Spirit Award in 2004, and a pilot for a TV adaptation of her novel, "The Saint Honore's School Murders."

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Who was I to meddle in people’s love lives? Mine was a mess. My heartwanted the one thing it wasn’t allowed to have – love with someone besides mycupid-appointed soul mate. I was so screwed up, I made the dysfunctionalrelationships on Jerry Springer look wholesome. Jenn Windrow
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With a tug, I pulled Len off his knees, wrapped my arms around him, andhugged him close. Behind his back, I flashed a middle finger of defiance I hoped Cupid saw high up on Mount Olympus.Fuck soul mates. Fuck Grayson. Fuck Cupid.I was keeping the ring. Jenn Windrow
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Len’s arm brushed against mine. I pulled the cream and gold comforter overmy shoulders and cuddled closer, wishing I could stay in bed all day and snuggle. But Cupid’s minions didn’t get sick days or holidays or time off for good behavior. Instead, I got a demanding boss, no pay, and chained to a man-whore till death dous part. I’d complain, but I didn’t think Cupid’s minions had a union. Jenn Windrow
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Hello to you too, sunshine.” Pulling a book out of my bag, I cracked it open and settled into my time-toignore- Grayson pose. A pose that took me weeks to perfect. “Let’s not pretend weenjoy each other’s company.”“ Don’t you get sick of always being…” He waved his hand back and forth inmy direction like a conductor guiding an orchestra. “You?”“What’s that supposed to mean?”“ Just that if the stick in your ass got any higher we could hang a flag over yourhead and declare you your own state. . Jenn Windrow