19 Quotes & Sayings By Jeffrey Archer

Jeffrey Archer is one of the most well known authors in the English language. He won the Whitbread Book Award for his first novel, The Clifton Chronicles, in 1984. He has subsequently written ten further novels. Archer is an Honorary Fellow of the Royal Society of Literature, a Freeman of the City of London, and an Honorary Fellow of Lincoln's Inn Read more

He is also a Trustee of the National Trust and a Fellow of the Royal Society of Arts.

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He was becoming aware that there was no such thing as over-the-top with Lawrence Davenport, as long as you were talking to Lawrence Davenport about Lawrence Davenport. Jeffrey Archer
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When will the Home Office realize that when judges retire, not only are they sent home for the rest of their lives, but the only people they have left to judge are their innocent wives.'' So what are you recommending?'asked Alex as they walked into the drawing room.' That judges should be shot on their seventieth birthday, and their wives granted a royal pardon and given their pensions by a grateful nation.'' I may have come up with a more acceptable solution, ' suggested Alex.'Like what? Making it legal to assist judges' wives to commit suicide?'' Something a little less drastic, ' said Alex. Jeffrey Archer
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Sir Hamish Graham has many of the qualities & most of the failings that result from being born to a middle-class Scottish family. He was well educated, hard working & honest, while at the same time being narrow-minded, uncompromising & proud. Jeffrey Archer
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..it must make sense to try & sign up the minister's man, who in the end is the one person who can ensure that you will be awarded the contract. The system seems to work well, & as long as a minister deals only with reputable international firms & doesn't become too greedy, no one complains. Fail to observe either of those two golden rules & the whole house of cards collapses. Jeffrey Archer
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..each ministry has an allocation of money to spend on projects agreed to by the government. Every Secretary of State is acutely aware that his tenure of office maybe very short, so he picks out a major contract for himself from the many available. It's the one way to ensure a pension for life if the government is changed overnight or the minister simply loses his job. Jeffrey Archer
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I never advise friends to put money in anything,. said Danny. 'It's a no-win situation - if they make a profit they forget that it was you who recommended it, and if they make a loss they never stop reminding you. My only advise would be not to gamble what you can't afford, and never to risk an amount that might cause you to lose a night's sleep Jeffrey Archer
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Are parents always more ambitious for their children than they are for themselves? Jeffrey Archer
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One of the advantages of real worth is that menial tasks can always be left to someone else. Jeffrey Archer
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While there may not be a book in every one of us, there is so often a damned good short story. Jeffrey Archer
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I was born near Slonim. I saw my home taken over by the Germans, my sister raped by the Russians and later I escaped from a Russian labour camp and was lucky enough to reach America. I'm not mad. This is the only country in the world where you can arrive with nothing and become a millionaire though damned hard work regardless of your background. Jeffrey Archer
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We all make mistakes but one has to move on. Jeffrey Archer
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If you make a deal with a fool, don't be surprised when they act foolishly. Jeffrey Archer
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When Danny finally got off his knee, he took her by surprise again. He immediately began to tap a number on his mobile. Beth knew only too well who would be on the other end of the line. 'She said yes! ' Danny announced triumphantly. Beth smiled as she held the diamond under the light and took a closer look. Jeffrey Archer
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Some things never change Jeffrey Archer
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Men often fall in love at first sight Jeffrey Archer
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Dead men's words are so much more powerful than those of the living Jeffrey Archer
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I think my attitude to human beings has changed since leaving prison. Jeffrey Archer
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Well I certainly have learned and I hope I'm moving on and certainly two years of prison was a terrible punishment. Jeffrey Archer