6 Quotes & Sayings By Jay Stringer

Jay Stringer is a Seattle, WA-based author and teacher. His writing is inspired by the intersection of art and science. He has a BFA in Illustration and Architecture from SCAD, and his work has appeared in various magazines. When he's not writing, he's usually listening to jazz or playing music Read more

He's also an avid hiker who loves to explore the outdoors, but prefers the mountains.

You want them to give Batman counselling sessions?
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You want them to give Batman counselling sessions?"" It's genius. Just make Bruce Wayne get over his shit, then, presto, no more Batman. The baddies win by default. Jay Stringer
Then I think, fuck it, this bit of floor looks...
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Then I think, fuck it, this bit of floor looks nice. Jay Stringer
I wanted to make at least an effort to impress,...
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I wanted to make at least an effort to impress, so I found my best suit, a Primark special that looked like it had been ironed by a blind man Jay Stringer
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No, he didn’t come to me for a gun. I only said that because of you, thought maybe you’d want one, with being shot and everything.’ ‘Why the fuck would I want a gun? Would you ask a man who’s just been bitten by a shark if he wants to buy a shark? Jay Stringer
We ran both the courier service and a detective agency...
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We ran both the courier service and a detective agency from the same office, and had phone apps for both. Basically, we're Uber for parcels and mysteries. Jay Stringer