6 Quotes & Sayings By Gilbert Sorrentino

Gilbert Sorrentino is the founder of Sorrentino's Café, a chain of pizza restaurants in Florida. He is also the author of The Pizza Bible (a New York Times bestseller).

It is no wonder lesbians love women.
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It is no wonder lesbians love women. Gilbert Sorrentino
…and to all you other cats and chicks out there,...
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…and to all you other cats and chicks out there, sweet or otherwise, buried deep in wordy tombs, who never yet have walked from off the page, a shake and a hug and a kiss and a drink. Cheers! Gilbert Sorrentino
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Art cannot save anybody from anything. Gilbert Sorrentino
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Outside of the dreary rubbish that is churned out by god knows how many hacks of varying degrees of talent, the novel is, it seems to me, a very special and rarefied kind of literary form, and was, for a brief moment only, wide-ranging in its sociocultural influence. For the most part, it has always been an acquired taste and it asks a good deal from its audience. Our great contemporary problem is in separating that which is really serious from that which is either frivolously and fashionably "radical" and that which is a kind of literary analogy to the Letterman show. It's not that there is pop culture around, it's that so few people can see the difference between it and high culture, if you will. Morton Feldman is not Stephen Sondheim. The latter is a wonderful what-he-is, but he is not what-he-is-not. To pretend that he is is to insult Feldman and embarrass Sondheim, to enact a process of homogenization that is something like pretending that David Mamet, say, breathes the same air as Samuel Beckett. People used to understand that there is, at any given time, a handful of superb writers or painters or whatever--and then there are all the rest. Nothing wrong with that. But it now makes people very uncomfortable, very edgy, as if the very idea of a Matisse or a Charles Ives or a Thelonious Monk is an affront to the notion of "ain't everything just great! " We have the spectacle of perfectly nice, respectable, harmless writers, etc., being accorded the status of important artists.. Essentially the serious novelist should do what s/he can do and simply forgo the idea of a substantial audience. Gilbert Sorrentino
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He hadn't "abused" alcohol, but had spent almost four years sitting in a chair drinking jug wine around the clock and looking, variously, at the wall, the window blind, and the TV screen. Gilbert Sorrentino