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The cost of living is going up while the chances of living are going down.Flip Wilson
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The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.Flip Wilson
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You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.Flip Wilson
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Funny is an attitude.Flip Wilson
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Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.Flip Wilson
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My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: a box of Cracker Jacks and a can of ABC shoe polish.Flip Wilson