10 Quotes & Sayings By Elmer Pasta

Elmer Pasta is the founder of Heartland Institute, an organization that financially supports Charles Koch, David Koch, Morton Blackwell, and other conservative causes. Heartland has spent more than $11 million on political advocacy since 2003, including $8 million in the last presidential cycle. Heartland also was instrumental in the passage of the U.S. Farm Bill in mid-2014, which granted $8 billion in tax breaks to farmers.

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She claims she just turned thirty but it must have been a U-turn! Elmer Pasta
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He is at an age that whenever a pretty girl smiles at him he immediately looks down to see what is unzipped. Elmer Pasta
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For him any wine dated before four o'clock in the afternoon is vintage. Elmer Pasta
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Let's toast a real wine expert - someone who knows a good rose goes best with bologna sandwiches. Elmer Pasta
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Here's a toast to someone who's truly a best friend - a person who goes around telling good things behind your back. Elmer Pasta
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She is such a health food nut she thinks a grape is wine in pill form. Elmer Pasta
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The only way she could get a standing ovation would be if she sang "The Star-Spangled Banner." Elmer Pasta
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You can easily tell he's a newlywed because he's still smiling at his mother-in-law. Elmer Pasta
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He must really be a big success - even his mother-in-law admits it. Elmer Pasta