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Me? I like wearing a condom. It means I'm having sex. I already spend most of my time NOT wearing one. It's like a tuxedo - I enjoy putting one on for special occasions.David Mazzucchelli
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Yes here's to the founding fathers–slave-owners, British citizens who didn't want to pay taxes...David Mazzucchelli
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Life is stressful, dear. That's why they say "rest in peace.David Mazzucchelli