15 Quotes & Sayings By Daven Anderson

Daven Anderson is the author of "The Final Word" and more than forty other books. He has more than 250,000 copies of his books in print. His first book was published at age 30, and he has gone on to publish twenty-five additional best-selling titles. Anderson is also the author of two New York Times bestsellers ("The Final Word" and "The Final Wrong") Read more

He is a multiple winner of the Booksellers' Best Award, the Grand Prize for Management, the International Book Award, the Self-Help Industry Award for Excellence in Education, and the National Parenting Center Seal of Approval. He has also won the Gold Medal Award from the American Library Association. This year (2012) he was inducted into the Southern Writers Hall of Fame.

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You don't get to be the president of anything if you have bad manners. Daven Anderson
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If we adopted Jack, " I quip, "we'd have to give him combat pay for an allowance Daven Anderson
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When you f*** a Vampire, you get a free hat. Daven Anderson
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Consider this a one-thousand horsepower divorce, sweetheart Daven Anderson
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How come they get to be gray-haired and still in love with each other, while Lilly tears out what's left of my heart and dumps it into her Jill-The-Ripper shredder? Daven Anderson
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You can't do that, it makes too much sense. Daven Anderson
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You said you left Mississippi in 1854, " Ron says. He turns to Mamuwalde and asks "Were you a runaway slave?" "Not at all, " Cindy Lou answers. "Daddy freed him." Ron's jaw almost hits the floor. His wine glass does. Daven Anderson
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My turner Mah'Lor is with me forever as well. At least his head is. Daven Anderson
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Since I can't turn into a bat and fly, I'll still need my bus pass Daven Anderson
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I hate it when I go into a Snack Shack and they're out of Blue Ice. The other slushie flavors taste like cheap candy. Daven Anderson
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Remember, our kind protects you Normals from the Pures. We are the rope tied between man and super-beast. A rope forever dangling from the precipice. I tap Zetania's shoulder and ask, "What's a precipice?" "A cliff's edge, " she whispers. Precipice. Must be a French word. Daven Anderson
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I floor the gas pedal. The Sonoramic Commando V-8 growls like an angry tiger and leapfrogs us ahead of the traffic. Daven Anderson
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Centuries of perfectly-pitched heartbreak resound through Les' microphone as Stella and I embrace in a slow dance. Daven Anderson
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We even commissioned a smaller pair of these statues for the baggage claim area in the regular lobby. Gives all those Normal conspiracy nuts something to talk about besides the Blue Mustang. They think our statues are the work of Masons or reptilian beings. Ha. Daven Anderson