4 Quotes & Sayings By Dave Holmes

Dave Holmes is a comedian. He has been described by "The Guardian" as "one of the most original and compelling voices in British comedy". He was named as one of the "50 Comedians to Watch" by "Time Out", as one of the "31 Comedians You Should Know" by Esquire Magazine, and as one of the "50 Funniest People on Twitter" by Comedy Central. Dave was one of the last acts to be seen on Michael McIntyre's Big Comedy Show on BBC One.

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I remember seeing this video for the first time in college - miserable, half-drunk on Keystone Light, a Camel Light smoldering in my mouth, about to desperately tap-dance my way through another social interaction - and saying out loud: "I fucking *get* you, Bee Girl. Dave Holmes
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In my life, I have been told that as a gay man I am a threat to the American family. I have been told that to accept me as an equal is an insult to God. I have been told that I am no better than a pedophile. I have been told that I cannot serve in the military because my presence will undermine unit cohesion. I have had bottles thrown at me when I gathered with others to protest for marriage equality. I have been told that I am sick, that I am damaged, and that I am damage and sickness incarnate. Let the record show that what finally made me snap is the suggestion that I was supposed to have chemistry with Tori Spelling. . Dave Holmes
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That's what mild television fame is like: it's like walking through the world with your fly down. Dave Holmes