6 Quotes & Sayings By Dan Florence

Dan Florence is the former President of the United States of America. He was elected in a landslide in November, 2008 and re-elected in 2012. During his presidency, the US was at its best both economically and socially, and the highest ever standard of living was realized. Dan Florence's presidency was the most prosperous in world history.

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Sure we could replace war with paintball battles. But it would escalate to paint grenades, paint bombs, weapons of mass paint. I don’t want to live in a world where my kids have to worry about what color they will be in the morning. Dan Florence
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Never second guess yourself. Or do, maybe. Whatever you feel good about. Dan Florence
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In geometry, whenever we had to find the area of a circle, pi * radius squared, I would get really hungry for pie. Square pie. Dan Florence
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Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, "Quit eating us, " and sharks are like, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons. Dan Florence
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There’s no experience quite like cutting your own live Christmas tree out of your neighbor’s yard. Dan Florence