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He can’t ground her if he’s already killed her, ” I pointed out when Juliana quoted this to me. “Well, he can, but it wouldn’t have the same impact.Claire LaZebnik
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No one's family is normal. Normalcy is a lie invented by advertising agencies to make the rest of us feel inferior.Claire LaZebnik
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Well I'm not going to hope that you get hurt, but if you do, remember that you're my damsel in distress, and no one is allowed to carry you."" I don't remember signing a contract."" All the more reason to promise me now."" What if you're not around when I get hurt?"" Send word, I`ll come running."" How big an injury does it have to be? Because sometimes I do this thing when I stand up too quickly and my ankle kind of twists a little---"" Sounds serious. You don't want to put any weight on that. I`d better carry you the next time that happens."" What if I skin my knee?"" I`ll carry you."" Charley horse?"" I`ll carry you."" Chipped toenail?"" Not worth taking a risk. I`ll carry you. .Claire LaZebnik
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I just called you corny and said you were wearing a green dress. That's, like, the least flirtatious thing anyone's everClaire LaZebnik
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Why are you asking me? I'm seventeen and don't know anything about what to do when you're autistic and gay.Claire LaZebnik
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Okay. I've got one. Do you think Pluto should still be considered an actual planet in its own right?"" Much better. And yes, I do. I had to memorize the planets when I was in third grade, and it was one of them, and I don't like having to relearn things.Claire LaZebnik
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Every guy seems nice until he’s not.Claire LaZebnik