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Not only is love blind, it’s a little hard of hearing.Brian P. Cleary
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There’s no such thing as free kittens.Brian P. Cleary
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Whatever story you're telling, it will be more interesting if, at the end you add, "and then everything burst into flames.Brian P. Cleary
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It’s not technically gossip if you start your sentence with “I’m really concerned about __________________ , ” (fill in the name of the person you’re not gossiping about).Brian P. Cleary
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Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs.Brian P. Cleary