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Define the word exist, and you'll know whether God exists.Bill Gaede
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The mathematicians are the priests of the modern world.Bill Gaede
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Extinction catches Man by surprise because no one can even imagine that such a catastrophe can happen to an intelligent species.Bill Gaede
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If you can't illustrate 'it', 'it' doens't belong in Physics as a noun! You can't put an article in front. You can't put a verb after!Bill Gaede
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A mathematician is an individual who believes that prophesying that his dog will die if he deprives it of food constitutes a prediction.Bill Gaede
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Atheism is the opium of the mathematicians. Atheism is the religion of Mathematics.Bill Gaede
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Science is not about making predictions or performing experiments. Science is about explaining.Bill Gaede
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Proof' is the hallmark of religion.Bill Gaede
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Whereas a novice makes moves until he gets checkmated (proof), a Grand Master realizes 20 moves in advance that it’s futile to continue playing (conceptualizing).Bill Gaede
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College is the grinding machine of the Mathematical Establishment, a conveyor belt that takes individuals from one cookie cutter to another so that the product comes within tight control limits out of the assembly line.Bill Gaede
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A mathematician is an individual who calls himself a 'physicist' and does 'physics' and physical experiments with abstract concepts.Bill Gaede
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A mathematician believes that describing the speed of Mercury with equations amounts to science.Bill Gaede
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There are problems humans cannot solve, to wit: density dependent birth rates, loss of genetic diversity, the overturning of his population pyramid, traveling to the nearest star, and the extinction of Man.Bill Gaede
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For youth, sexual love is whim; for the aged, luxury.Bill Gaede
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A relativist is an individual who doesn't know the difference between an adjective and an adverb.Bill Gaede
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A mathematician is a magician who converts adjectives into nouns: continuous into continuum, infinite into infinity, infinitesimal into location, 0D into point, 1D into line, curved into geodesic...Bill Gaede
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A mathematician is an individual who constructs space with 0D particles and then places a bowling ball on this invisible canvas to explain how gravity works.Bill Gaede
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We are the last generation of humans on Earth!Bill Gaede
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A mathematician says that an electromagnetic wave travels from Andromeda to your eye and that it also extends from Andromeda to your eye.Bill Gaede
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A mathematician tells you that the wall of warped space prevents the Moon from flying out of its orbit yet can't tell you why an astronaut can go back and forth across that same space.Bill Gaede
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A mathematician is an individual who proves his beliefs with equations.Bill Gaede
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It is the definition of the word 'object' which destroys all religions.Bill Gaede
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A mathematician makes plans to travel backwards in time through a wormhole to a parallel universe when he can't even make it to Mars with the fastest rocket on hand today.Bill Gaede