4 Quotes & Sayings By Bernard Manning

Bernard Manning was an English comedian, actor, singer and writer. Born Bernard William Webb in Woolton, Liverpool, England, he worked as a shipyard instrument engineer before becoming a professional entertainer. Manning was well known for his flamboyant style and camp humour, which involved a catchphrase "Touche!", which he pronounced the French word "touché".

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I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a a note on it saying, toys not included. Bernard Manning
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I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. Bernard Manning
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I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women. Bernard Manning