7 Quotes & Sayings By Alison Kemper

Alison Kemper is a writer, visual artist and designer. She has published six novels and a nonfiction book, and her work has appeared in magazines, newspapers and websites around the world. Her first novel, "The Misfortune Cookie," was named one of the best books of the year by the "New York Times" and made into an award-winning television movie. Her second novel, "Jinn," was selected as one of the Best Books of 2011 by the "New York Times" Book Review Read more

Alison served as an editor at O Magazine, The Huffington Post and Dwell Magazine. She lives in New York City with her husband.

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If they ever turn, let them chase me for a while. It’s always been afantasy of mine to be chased by zombie cheerleaders. Alison Kemper
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S’up?” he asks. My voice rattles when I answer. “N-not much. You know, reanimated corpses chasing me on a cruise ship. Same old. Alison Kemper
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Thank you, Deke. You are very good to me.” “I know, ” he smirks. “Can I get back in your bed now? Alison Kemper
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If I can face a street full of rabid zombies, I can tell a boy I like him. Right? Alison Kemper
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That's it. New rule: no more flirting during the zombie apocalypse Alison Kemper
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You can take that needle out of my leg now. I'd like to pull up my pants. Alison Kemper