100 Quotes About Zombie Apocalypse

This is the strange thing about life, when people are confronted, they all say that the truth is what they want but when the truth disagrees with them, they balk at it as if it were an unwanted zombie apocalypse that only wants to destroy civilization. Leviak B. Kelly

I like living in my head because in there, everyone is kind and innocent. Once you start integrating yourself into the world, you realize that people are nasty, mean creatures. They're worse than zombies. People try to crush your soul and destroy your happiness, but zombies just want to have a little nibble of your brain. J. Cornell Michel

The pretty ones are usually unhappy. They expect everyone to be enamored of their beauty. How can a person be content when their happiness lies in someone else's hands, ready to be crushed at any moment? Ordinary-looking people are far superior, because they are forced to actually work hard to achieve their goals, instead of expecting people to fall all over themselves to help them. J. Cornell Michel

There is a child - a baby - who long since kicked off her blankets. Her skin is ashen and her mouth open in a perpetual yet silent scream. She isn't old enough to roll over, to sit up, to climb. So she lies there kicking her fat legs against the footboard of the crib, eternally calling for her mother. For food. For flesh. Carrie Ryan

You can’t get the blood out. Steven Ramirez

She watched as the dancing lights of madness swirled and flickered in his eyes like the fires of hell, and she knew that there would never be anything that could quench those fires except death. Vanessa knew that Jango had become his own Grim Reaper. Cedric Nye

We live, if we still do live, in a Sea of Chaos, out of which any fucking monster can evolve. Stephen Jones

I've never really had time for romantic relationships. I have much more important things to worry about, like saving the world from zombies. J. Cornell Michel

If you don't know a name, you can't be hurt when they go. I have no friends anymore, all are lost. Patricia Hamill

No more running, no more half living, starving or fear. You have it better than me now, I think. Patricia Hamill

I never intended to become a zombie huntress; I had only intended to protest prom, high school’s last bastion of patriarchal society. G.G. Silverman

Make requests, not demands.example: “please” kill that zombie honey, I’m out of bullets. Jesse Petersen

When she had died, his anchor was gone and the world had burned from his untethered insanity. Cedric Nye

Todd’s wife was one of those women with a forced smile perpetually cemented on her face. Even after being chased by a mob of homicidal maniacs and attempting to barricade doors with barstools she kept up appearances, practicing for the days when her husband would be running for public office. When she saw her son poking at their former mail carrier’s dead body a look of utter horror came across her face for the slightest instant. She caught herself and put that smile back on so quickly Will wondered if she might have pulled a few cheek muscles. “ Trevor! ” she hissed through clenched teeth. “Trevor, you get away from that this instant! You don’t know what kind of diseases that man had. Children shouldn’t play with dead things.” Will looked at Todd and smirked. “Cute kid. How many of those things do you think are out there? . Ian McClellan

Ebola then turns the insides of its host into jelly: you begin to vomit black junk which is basically your dissolved liver and internal organs. Andrew Cormier

The rumor claims that the shambler virus is now airborne. It can be contracted without getting bitten now.” — character quote Andrew Cormier

Black vomit came gushing out Samantha’s mouth, adding to the puddle already on the floor. Samantha was covered in a sheen of sweat, crouched on all fours on the wooden hallway floor, like an animal. Her thick yellow fingernails made deep scratches in the wood as her body convulsed with each new expulsion of the black vomit. Her hair was long and thick and full; thicker and fuller than he had ever seen it. It reminded him of a lion’s mane. Her skin was a sickly pale grey with disturbing red boils the size of grapefruit and weeping puss-filled black blotches where others had burst. Spider webs of blue veins were visible under the skin all over her body. . Joseph M. Chiron

Come now, I was not about to let that thing eat you. Stacy Buck

We are born. We die. Somewhere in between we live. And how we live is up to us. That’s it. Steven Ramirez

What I learned in this tragedy was the eternal lesson of good people going bad. Steven Ramirez

I thought if I loved you enough I could change you. I was so stupid. Steven Ramirez

This place is Hell’s waiting room. Steven Ramirez

There’s no better way for a woman to punish a man than to make him sleep away from her. Steven Ramirez

People talk about survival. What they mean is killing the other guy. Steven Ramirez

I like to think she hates my guts a little less every hour. Steven Ramirez

If you’d saved the girl, you’d be a hero. Next time. Steven Ramirez

I wanted to see the bullet coming, wanted to know the exact moment of my death. Steven Ramirez

‘There’s no time for right or wrong, ’ I said. Steven Ramirez

You shouldn’t have done that, Dave. Steven Ramirez

She played me with a bad hand, and I fell for it every time. Steven Ramirez

Remember. Observe, assess and act. No hesitation. No remorse. Steven Ramirez

I turned to her, my whole body hard with tiredness and regret. Steven Ramirez

There’s nothing worse than delivering bad news to women. I hoped I wouldn’t get good at it. Steven Ramirez

She smiled at him like a freshman invited to the senior prom. It made my blood boil. Steven Ramirez

The people inside the gym didn’t stand a dead drunk’s chance. Steven Ramirez

The sound of him drinking was indescribable–like dirty runoff down a storm drain. Steven Ramirez

This guy was a humorless bag of nothing but. Steven Ramirez

Smiling, he handed Landry the bloody aluminum bat Warnick had used. ‘Time to die, old man, ’ he said. Steven Ramirez

She gave herself a hard twist and fell into a sitting position, staring at me with those maggot-filled doll’s eyes. Steven Ramirez

Sal turned, an eye stalk hanging from his teeth. Steven Ramirez

When I lifted up the skin, a fat kidney worm dripping with gore raised its bald, blind head and glared at me. Steven Ramirez

It’s not about winning, it’s about doing what’s right. And yes, we will do what’s right. Steven Ramirez

I’m not a bad person. Steven Ramirez

I was a spectator who had gotten free admission to a freak show. Steven Ramirez

I felt a lunatic’s laugh welling up inside me. Steven Ramirez

Did you ever think it won’t be the undead who kill us, but ordinary people? Steven Ramirez

Drive. He’s already dead. Steven Ramirez

But I was still determined to protect her. It might be the one good thing I would ever do in my life. I wondered if God would even notice. Steven Ramirez

Even now I can’t describe the fear that contaminated my blood like black ink. Steven Ramirez

‘Can’t you see what they are?’ I said. ‘They’re all dead.’ Steven Ramirez

I don’t know how these things died without benefit of a bullet to the brain pan. They seemed to exist in an eternal twilight of longing. Steven Ramirez

I heard them tearing at it. It was the sound of mortality. Steven Ramirez

For an instant I saw before me the young girl this used to be. Steven Ramirez

‘Eighth one this week, ’ he said. Steven Ramirez

I knew then I was going to die in the street without ever seeing Holly again. All because I tried to help an old woman, proving for all eternity that no good deed goes unpunished. Steven Ramirez

During our time together in this place Holly didn’t outright avoid me or treat me rudely. But she wasn’t–how do women like to put it? She wasn’t emotionally available to me. Steven Ramirez

Her voice was small and distant, like she’d already left the room. Steven Ramirez

His eyes were like two wafers of slate, grey and lifeless. Steven Ramirez

A riverless silence made the air heavy. Steven Ramirez

Sanity is over-rated. It lacks color. Forrest Carr

What’s more insane? Hearing imaginary voices? Or not hearing the real ones? Forrest Carr

Guns are not the problem. The species is the problem. Forrest Carr

We don’t go in for that psychodynamic stuff around here. Those guys will talk you to death, clean out your bank account while they are doing it, and then invite you to come back and express your innermost feelings about being broke. Forrest Carr

Powell’s face appeared on screen. “It’s true, the doomsday crowd is a little crazy, ” she said, looking thoughtful. “But that doesn’t mean they’re wrong. Forrest Carr

God exists. He has one wicked since of humor, and right now he’s having a grand old time punking the planet. Forrest Carr

I killed a couple of people, ” Scooter said. “Wanna play cards? Forrest Carr

John raised an eyebrow. “So you wouldn’t date someone like you?”“ Oh, hell, no. I’m insane, but that would be nuts. Forrest Carr

I grab at Smitty and he at me, and, for one horrible, deperately embarrassing second we fly into each others arms like Shaggy and Scooby Don't. Kirsty McKay

They all call me "Excuse me, " even though my nametag clearly says "Jordan." It's like people don't actually exist while they're working. Workers are just tools who aren't supposed to have feelings or personalities. You don't become human until your shift is over. Until then, we're all just zombies. We're dead to the world: infected people who need to be avoided, unless, of course, someone needs to know where the paintbrushes are located. J. Cornell Michel

Black Friday — (AKA Zombie Apocalypse)Is an event of subset half-dead human like beings confronted with ravenous bloodthirsty monsters preparing to pummel down the doors mid-afternoon on Thanksgiving Day. Sage R Fury

One day, and it may be long off, but one day there will be bacon again. It might be mouse bacon, but that will do for me. Frank Tayell

It's more useful to have someone fear you than respect you. J. Cornell Michel

I don’t know why I told you all those things, but I did. Maybe it was because I’m a drunk, and sometimes drunks like to confess. Unknown

If they ever turn, let them chase me for a while. It’s always been afantasy of mine to be chased by zombie cheerleaders. Alison Kemper

S’up?” he asks. My voice rattles when I answer. “N-not much. You know, reanimated corpses chasing me on a cruise ship. Same old. Alison Kemper

Thank you, Deke. You are very good to me.” “I know, ” he smirks. “Can I get back in your bed now? Alison Kemper

If I can face a street full of rabid zombies, I can tell a boy I like him. Right? Alison Kemper

Zombie nerds. They probably had the flyers already made up for this. There was nobody creepier than the zombie nerds, college guys who not only watched zombie movies and read zombie novels and played zombie video games, but actually formed clubs and collected zombie-killing weapons. Gun shops around there actually stocked zombie targets, and special zombie bullets with glow-in-the-dark tips. Not toy bullets, mind you. These guys would go out in the woods and train and shoot and defend to the death their right to stay in childhood until age thirty-five. David Wong

...I can't make exceptions for myself. If I can run, I will run. I don't have to feel good to do it. Patricia Hamill

... Have you considered that maybe this is the birth of a new world, that what happens next is a golden opportunity to change the nature of man in a fundamental way?”“ Those are brave words, Tiresias.”“New parents can’t afford to be anything but brave, Eddie. Joe McKinney

If you're not learning how to live off the land, then you're only learning how to survive in the short-term. (During a conversation with someone in regards to surviving a zombie apocalypse, 2017) J. N. Morgan

We’re not a people worth saving, plain and simple. We’re completely beyond that–both the undead and the few still living. Yeah, 'living.' Some life, huh? But it’s the only life we could ever possibly live if we want to stay alive another day. It’s our life that terrifies me. Bryant A. Loney

I do care. That's why I hunt them. But if you've seen what I have, then you learn to deal with the murders and disappearances. You learn to push it aside and move on. The other life isn't here anymore. This new world has its own rules. Survival of the fittest is one of them. If you're hoping for kindness and pity, don't hold your breath. Susanne Winnacker

We’re trying to rebuild society, not plunge it back into chaos.” — character quote Andrew Cormier

I had watched him single handedly rip the head off a zombie as he had simultaneously prayed for its soul. When you witness a man do something like that, it changes your perception of them. Andrew Cormier

Seventy-five percent of the time when I'm ordering my "almond milk matcha latte with no sugar added, lukewarm, please, " I'll be recognized by an employee. And yes, my order is a pin in the ass, but I'm determined to enjoy the liquid indulgences of modern life. Might as well take advantage of it all before the zombie apocalypse. I have no practical skills; I'm fully aware that I'll be one of the first ones "turned." Instead of learning motorcycle repair or something else disaster-scenario useful, I'll order the drink I want until I become a shambling corpse. A N D I WON'T BE DEFENSIVE ABOUT IT, OKAY? . Felicia Day

If she did bitch-slap me, I'd bitch-slap her right back, but I resented the word bitch and all its familiar forms, as it was degrading to women and dogs everywhere. G.G. Silverman

It ain’t how hard you are when you’re standing over top of someone that really matters. It’s how hard you are when someone’s standing over top of you that shows what you’re made of. Cedric Nye

Alice is fictional. This isn't. Jess C. Scott

I fared excellent on the zombie apocalypse assessment; however, I did not do so well on the surviving without your love questionnaire. Amanda Mosher

Wouldn't it be ironic if everyone who got a radio up and running just sat around waiting for everyone else to transmit a message? Patricia Hamill

She really talks to you, doesn't she?" She asked. "it's not just you talking to her. She talks BACK.""hel, half the time she starts it." I said, half-defensively. "I know it's weird."" Well, yes, it's weird. Technically, I think it's insane. But who am I to judge?" Maggie shrugged. "I live in a house most people view as the setting of a horror movie waiting to happen, with an army of security ninjas and a couple dozen epileptic dogs for company. I don't think I'm qualified to pass judgement on 'weird'. Mira Grant

I have to get stronger, harder, and faster. The only way to get hard enough to walk the Apocalypse Road is in the crucible of battle. Cedric Nye

Zombies don't bother me, sir, " Faith said, dimpling cutely. "They're insane, hungry, angry animals. They won't kill me from professional courtesy, sir. John Ringo

Contrary to popular belief, " Gretchen grumbled. "It's creepy to watch a girl while she sleeps." Clint shrugged and smiled. "Sorry, I guess I should've just woken you up. Aria Kane

Plus, I wondered if any of these celebrities were alive; or if Brangelina was now a zombified couple. Shannon Jaeger