56 Quotes About Witty

The day will come when you will realize that you have been very fortunate indeed. The day will come when you will see yourself as a victim of circumstances, not as a master of your fate. The day will come when you will look back on all you have done and realize that the only reason why things have worked out as well as they have is because those people were there to help you through those trying times.

If an apology is followed by an excuse or a...
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If an apology is followed by an excuse or a reason, it means they are going to commit same mistake again they just apologized for. Amit Kalantri
Intelligence is more important than strength, that is why earth...
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Intelligence is more important than strength, that is why earth is ruled by men and not by animals. Amit Kalantri
When you are angry try your best to go to...
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When you are angry try your best to go to sleep, it keeps you away from speaking, writing and thinking while you are angry. Amit Kalantri
Dear Marie Tussaud, Fake people are everywhere, you do not...
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Dear Marie Tussaud, Fake people are everywhere, you do not have to waste wax creating them Haritha Velpureddy
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The only sharks I’m afraid of are the ones that wear three-piece suits and write memos. Laurie Nadel
Writers don't get mad they get even in their novels.
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Writers don't get mad they get even in their novels. Candace C. Bowen
Hands can cook, hands can create, hands can kill. There...
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Hands can cook, hands can create, hands can kill. There is no better tool than our hands. Amit Kalantri
You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.
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You know, you're rather amusingly wrong. Terry Pratchett
You should praise, criticize and flirt with people right to...
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You should praise, criticize and flirt with people right to their face, only then it will make a difference. Amit Kalantri
The worst case of discrimination can be witnessed in music....
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The worst case of discrimination can be witnessed in music. Imagine calling B 'sharp' in presence of D 'minor EverSkeptic
Rhetoric abounds in the cemeteries of reason.
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Rhetoric abounds in the cemeteries of reason. Miguel Queah
It is the belief that we instill in them that...
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It is the belief that we instill in them that makes them work round the clock to ensure it comes true. Adhish Mazumder
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A painting is worth a thousand confused art-gallery visitors. Ljupka Cvetanova
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Writing is probably the only form of art, through which you can express, which you would otherwise wouldn't dare to say in person.... Ramana Pemmaraju
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Take care of your car in the garage, and the car will take care of you on the road. Amit Kalantri
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Among all the machines, motorcar is my favorite machine. Amit Kalantri
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I am so obsessed with the cars that sometimes I feel like my heart is not a muscle, it's an engine. Amit Kalantri
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I love the wheels, I mean steering wheel. Amit Kalantri
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Foolish minds will entertain you, but confuse minds will irritate you. Amit Kalantri
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I watched you undress. Shame on you! Ljupka Cvetanova
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In spite of being complicated people choose superstitions over common sense. Amit Kalantri
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The primary feature of women is not a 'beauty', it's a 'mystery'. Amit Kalantri
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I don't understand this irony - valuable things like cars, gold, diamond are made up of hard materials but most valuable things like money, contracts and books are made up of soft paper. Amit Kalantri
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Reading is the noblest of all the hobbies, that is why people mention it so frequently in their resume even if they don't read much. Amit Kalantri
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Shocked my old friend from China, Deja Vu, when I turned up at his door without notice. Nikhil Sharda
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I don't beg for those things which can be earned. Amit Kalantri
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No kind of social system can make you more happier and secure than your own money. Amit Kalantri
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To the issues of friendship, love, business and war, "surprise" is the optimistic solution. Amit Kalantri
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Luckily we don't sleep standing. Who knows where the dream will take us! Ljupka Cvetanova
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You will miss a normal life while living a successful life, but not as much as the craving for a successful life while you were living a normal life. Amit Kalantri
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If you have money but not love you will somehow manage, but if you don't have both then you are in serious trouble. Amit Kalantri
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Not obedience or feelings or respect, there is only one thing which people take seriously at all time and its "money". Amit Kalantri
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Apart from the economic value, money does have high moral value. Amit Kalantri
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I chase goals, not girls. Amit Kalantri
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When someone gives you advice, just ask them to give it in writing and they will either keep mum or will run from there. Amit Kalantri
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Sometimes advises from others are more difficult to bear with than even slang. Amit Kalantri
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-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?- Certainly. I'd know me anywhere. Terry Pratchett
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By doing ordinary actions efficiently you will become the best among ordinary, but you will not be an extraordinary. Amit Kalantri
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You will have relatively less problems to solve, if you don't confuse problems with inconveniences. Amit Kalantri
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I decided to do the easy task of changing situations and conditions by being a hero, than staying back to do the difficult task of changing people by being just a man. Amit Kalantri
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Memories make you sentimental, experiences make you smart. Amit Kalantri
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I agree that sometimes it is difficult to choose between right and wrong, but not between right and stupid. Amit Kalantri
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Remember, crowd doesn't care about common sense. Amit Kalantri
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Majority wins, but majority is not necessarily right and sometimes majority is awfully wrong. Amit Kalantri
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Growing age can kill the beauty, not the style. Amit Kalantri
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All women may not be beautiful but every woman can look beautiful. Amit Kalantri
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Money, Gun and Lie can solve almost all the problems. Amit Kalantri
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I know that you’re worried about me, but crushing my lungs isn’t going to help anyone. Sara Massa
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Deep down, he's shallow. Peter De Vries
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This is unacceptable! We’re English, damn it! We know how to build things where they shouldn't be! " - Governor Dewar Unknown
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The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions. Robert Brault
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As the nicknames get shorter, people come closer. Mita Jain
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For a split second, I wondered if he were some type of sexy sorcerer, who was able to remove my clothing by the force of his will alone. I squeezed my eyes shut and focused on the buttons of his shirt, willing them to pop M.C. Lavocat
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The important thing to remember is not to forget Benny Bellamacina
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Half is better than none unless it be of a wit. Susan Lendroth