80 Quotes About Wellness Guru

It can be hard to find the time to take care of your body, let alone your mind. But it’s important to make time for yourself. You deserve it. Here are the best quotes about wellness and the best advice on how to take care of your mind, body, and soul.

Little people make tall claims. As being this-that avatar or...
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Little people make tall claims. As being this-that avatar or messiah. Some even say they're God. Well, if they are, I'm their grand-pop. Fakeer Ishavardas
I'm joking when I say I'm the grand-pop of those...
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I'm joking when I say I'm the grand-pop of those claiming to be an avatar-messiah or god. But if they're serious, then, I am who I am. Fakeer Ishavardas
Just like you silly bums, I have a personal sky...
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Just like you silly bums, I have a personal sky god. I bow to him, as you do to your airy-fairy sod. He prefers I call him Mr. NOT. Fakeer Ishavardas
Science is good, is not God.
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Science is good, is not God. Fakeer Ishavardas
Killing or eating animals is an act of beasts. Stirs...
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Killing or eating animals is an act of beasts. Stirs within the devil. Sorry. It spurs evil. Thus is truth - at least the metaphysical. Fakeer Ishavardas
As per the law of karma, that which is your...
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As per the law of karma, that which is your meat today, this dear beloved animal will make mincemeat of you tomorrow. In another birth. Fakeer Ishavardas
All humans are rogues. Cured only by death.
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All humans are rogues. Cured only by death. Fakeer Ishavardas
I had an enemy - myself. Getting rid of the...
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I had an enemy - myself. Getting rid of the ego-self, in came the Self. Now, here, there, everywhere is nothing else. Just One Self. Fakeer Ishavardas
Don't worry. Life goes on. With or without you. So,...
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Don't worry. Life goes on. With or without you. So, live it, while it's given you. Fakeer Ishavardas
Live joyfully this life. Once gone, who knows if we...
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Live joyfully this life. Once gone, who knows if we ever get it back. Atheists think we do not. Mystics say you will. Either way, chill. Fakeer Ishavardas
Till the time Mother Nature takes away what she had...
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Till the time Mother Nature takes away what she had bestowed upon us for free - this wonderful gift, of life. Value it, while you have it. Fakeer Ishavardas
After you die, a rare friend or family member may...
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After you die, a rare friend or family member may carry your memory throughout life. Most will forget you. As if you were never here. Fakeer Ishavardas
Do not believe in a god who is as silly,...
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Do not believe in a god who is as silly, and meaner than you. For, that would surely be your higher-self, and your stupid alter-ego. Fakeer Ishavardas
Blind-believers and staunch atheists have the same god - namely,...
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Blind-believers and staunch atheists have the same god - namely, a self-deluded, one's own shadow's bot. Fakeer Ishavardas
If your believed in book-told god is a silly sod,...
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If your believed in book-told god is a silly sod, you too are. Fakeer Ishavardas
I have met the devil - he is not!
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I have met the devil - he is not! Fakeer Ishavardas
Don't, but if at all, then, lie to the whole...
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Don't, but if at all, then, lie to the whole damn world - never to your own damn, silly stupid self. Fakeer Ishavardas
Everybody dies. Including your messiahs. And gods.
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Everybody dies. Including your messiahs. And gods. Fakeer Ishavardas
You be good. That's your business. The rest, leave to...
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You be good. That's your business. The rest, leave to God. That's his business. Fakeer Ishavardas
My imaginary pal up there, Mr. NOT, tells me it's...
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My imaginary pal up there, Mr. NOT, tells me it's my dog-damn ism to kick your illusory he-man's ass. Now, what do you say to that? Fakeer Ishavardas
First of all, no messiahs are sent. Secondly, no messiah...
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First of all, no messiahs are sent. Secondly, no messiah got it. Lastly, no messiah is. And if there ever was or is, maybe I too am it. As too is every dimwit. Fakeer Ishavardas
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If you do not grasp, intellectually or spiritually, the 'One' in All, you would've lived and died as your former self - ape, et all. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Do it or not, but do. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Humble yourself, before you are. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Any given day is a second chance, after yesterday. Make the best of it today. Fakeer Ishavardas
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I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I do my butt. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Any silly ism or stupid book that considers men above women, must be shunned like a lowlife demon. For, all's one, barring none. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Take heart. You're not alone. Every broken heart breathes again. That's life. It goes on. In loss, and in gain. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Learn to accept life in toto. A perfect life is only in the dream world. This, my dear, with all it's heartaches, is it. Our world. Fakeer Ishavardas
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The inability to rise above one's inherited ism and ideology makes one live and die a fool, just a folly. Fakeer Ishavardas
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To live unhappily, is failing life. Fakeer Ishavardas
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On a supra human level, yeah, I got That Which Is. Yet on a simple human level, rare are times when either my left or my right foot is not in some kind of shit. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Seeing Oneam undone! Enemy norlo! friend-sans One-is none. That! is "am"One-o-One! Fakeer Ishavardas
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Humans, left to own misguided devices, scratches the Divine in the self as one would the lice, but remember to lick well all the vices. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Even if things do not work out as you thought they should for you, they do - in their own way, as they were meant to. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Your destiny - by hook or crook, by this way or that, at some corner or nook - will catch up with you. Fakeer Ishavardas
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A closed heart opens no mind. Fakeer Ishavardas
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The metaphysical truth and the end reality is simply this - you are All. Infinite Oneness. Consciousness is but only a part of it. So, you're consciousness, and yet more. You're the Whole. Thus is 'That'. Get it. Fakeer Ishavardas
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God of blind believers is most likely to be cock-eyed. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Strip yourself naked, of your fancied ideas about What Is. Then, seek "It". That Which Is. Otherwise, all you're going to find is dick. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Pray within. Stay within. Seek, find the Within. For, there's no heaven or hell or god anywhere but herein. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Only in duality consciousness we witness this-that thing. In reality, a unity consciousness runs as the very soul of every little thing. Fakeer Ishavardas
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First rule of spirituality - thou shall not believe in your own bullshit. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Most probably your belief system is screwed up. And so were your ancestors, before you. And now, maybe so are you. Overcome it, you! Fakeer Ishavardas
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Oh yeah, "God is great! " Well, why an't you, mate? Fakeer Ishavardas
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If you follow a foolish ism, how are you an intelligent being? Fakeer Ishavardas
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I love you silly 'holy' book. Here's hoping everybody un-reads it. Fakeer Ishavardas
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And here I am. God and I, ever One, and Alone. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Dare to oppose yourself. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Not God, but man-made gods kill, by self-will. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Fools follow foolishly their imaginary lookalikes as god. Such silly follies exist not. Seek 'What Is'. And is not. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Truth respects no ism. Fakeer Ishavardas
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If we can somehow survive this world, we would've achieved something in this world. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Believing or not makes no difference to the Absolute of Things That Be. But it does to you. For you shall live and die accordingly. A wise person, or a fool. Choose. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Just a child is free to wander in one's father's garden, discovering little or big things; it is left to the seeker to grow unto the Nature of the Absolute. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Frankly, the only good people who I know are dogs. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Only one kind of species of animals bites the hand that feeds them - mankind. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Humans are beasts, until tamed. Fakeer Ishavardas
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If you can cull an animal, or kill a human , and sleep well, does not mean you are any more well than a sick animal. Fakeer Ishavardas
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All personal god, yours or mine, are false. Unto existence nothing but an infinite oneness walks. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Come on, let your silly egotistical self be gone! And then only THAT WHICH IS will be shown. Fakeer Ishavardas
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There is no god out there but Oneness of All That Is. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Were a million people to believe in bullshit, it yet is just bull crap. Fakeer Ishavardas
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If anybody tells says you have to follow his or her #religion or you're going to hell, tell that silly ass to go to hell. Be well. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Simply put, That Which Is - what most of us call God - is not a physical person nor a this or that spirit etc. Is the Quintessence of All That Is. Fakeer Ishavardas
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In utter humility, bow to What Is. And in time, crying one's guts out, howling, bowing to IT, "knowing" comes. As a gift of the Divine. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Don’t worry, eventually everything falls into its rightful place. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Everyday, do more than you could; seek more than you should; understand more than is understood. Thus only a man stops being a hood. Fakeer Ishavardas
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There is always a choice. Always. So do not say, you had no choice. Good or bad, doing it or not, is about you, not choices. Always. Fakeer Ishavardas
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If your needs are little, you are rich enough. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Today religious nuts outnumber monkey nuts in the world. Fakeer Ishavardas
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After your daily bread, if you ask God for anything, ask 'him' to make you right in the head. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Life is too short to bullshit. Fakeer Ishavardas
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No one dies pre-maturely. As is meant, happens naturally Fakeer Ishavardas
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Stand bloody tall - you're the All. Fakeer Ishavardas
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You may be good, but who cannot be better? Fakeer Ishavardas
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Whatsoever is outside, know, is Within. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Jihadis! Please go to your imaginary heaven - out there, nowhere. Us, the infidel lot, have helluva lot to do after you leave. Out here. Fakeer Ishavardas
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I have to tell you the truth. But you are too ugly for it. Fakeer Ishavardas