28 Quotes About Unicorn

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The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses,...
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The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, and secret judo holds. Molly picked up a rock. Peter S. Beagle
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They'll say you are bador perhaps you are mador at least you should stay undercover. Your mind must be bareif you would dareto think you can love more than one lover. David Rovics
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I think that if you have a horse, pegasus, qilin, or unicorn, you should sit on it! You should stroke its hair, whisper in its ear, be one with it! And you shouldn't feel sorry if other people don't have one. C. Joybell C.
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Why did they go away, do you think? If there ever were such things."" Who knows? Times change. Would you call this age a good one for unicorns?"" No, but I wonder if any man before us ever thought his time a good time for unicorns. Peter S. Beagle
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Oh please, " Scout said." Don't take that tone with me. You know you'd love to have a minion. Someone at your beck and call. Someone to do your bidding. How many times have you said to yourself, " Self, I need a unicorn to run errands and such? Chloe Neill
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:I am Topaz, : the unicorn on the hill haughtily announced, :and this is my vale.: : I was not aware unicorns could own vales, : Wareska linked. The unicorn stiffened, and even from this distance, Wareska could see her bright, golden eyes narrow dangerously. :Now you know, : she said with quiet menace. Ash Gray
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I really am a unicorn?' I asked again.' You think Janis and I escaped from an asylum, don't you?' she teased.' I hope you're not, ' I said, horrified at the thought of being turned into a lunatic like them. Deepika Kumaaraguru
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Is there n-nothing you can do?” Parmida asked, wiping her tears away with the heel of her hand. The unicorn laughed softly. “She asks for a boon after shooting me in the ass. Ash Gray
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The Prancer stepped back and studied her for a moment. Then, with a gleam in his eye, he said, 'All unicorns know the Land. Few humans do. But no unicorn knows how to brew ale.'' I’m glad humans have some use.'' Only those who can brew ale. Chrys Cymri
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A man breaking his journey between one place and another at a third place of no name, character, population or significance, sees a unicorn cross his path and disappear. That in itself is startling, but there are precedents for mystical encounters of various kinds, or to be less extreme, a choice of persuasions to put it down to fancy; until--" My God, " says a second man, "I must be dreaming, I thought I saw a unicorn." At which point, a dimension is added that makes the experience as alarming as it will ever be. A third witness, you understand, adds no further dimension but only spreads it thinner, and a fourth thinner still, and the more witnesses there are the thinner it gets and the more reasonable it becomes until it is as thin as reality, the name we give to the common experience.. "Look, look! " recites the crowd. "A horse with an arrow in its forehead! It must have been mistaken for a deer. Tom Stoppard
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But what use is the unicorn to you if your intellect doesn't believe in it? Umberto Eco
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And at last she woke up in the middle of one warm night and said, "Yes, but now. Peter S. Beagle
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Unicorns are immortal. It is their nature to live alone in one place: usually a forest where there is a pool clear enough for them to see themselves-for they are a little vain, knowing themselves to be the most beautiful creatures in all the world, and magic besides. They mate very rarely, and no place is more enchanted than one where a unicorn has been born. The last time she had seen another unicorn the young virgins who still came seeking her now and then had called to her in a different tongue; but then, she had no idea of months and years and centuries, or even of seasons. It was always spring in her forest, because she lived there, and she wandered all day among the great beech trees, keeping watch over the animals that lived in the ground and under bushes, in nests and caves, earths and treetops. Generation after generation, wolves and rabbits alike, they hunted and loved and had children and died, and as the unicorn did none of these things, she never grew tired of watching them. Peter S. Beagle
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We were born in the '70s, back when twins were rare, a bit magical: cousins of the unicorn, siblings of the elves. Gillian Flynn
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I might act like a rhinoceros, but I'm a unicorn. Nuno Roque
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You are here because Fate invited you. You cannot go back the way you came. I suggest you go forward instead. Emigh Cannaday
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I always thought they were fabulous monsters! " said the Unicorn. "Is it alive?"" It can talk, " said Haigha, solemnly. The Unicorn looked dreamily at Alice, and said, "Talk, child." Alice could not help her lips curling up into a smile as she began: "Do you know, I always thought Unicorns were fabulous monsters, too! I never saw one alive before! "" Well, now that we have seen each other, " said the Unicorn, "if you'll believe in me, I'll believe in you. Is that a bargain?. Lewis Carroll
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Lucky! I can only eat glitter and rainbows. Darn my sensitive stomach! Bob Shea
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With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels. Chuck Palahniuk
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I had this dream about you. We went hunting up in the mountains and I caught a unicorn. You told me now I know how it feels to be you. Crystal Woods
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Emeth came walking forward into the open strip of grass between the bonfire and the Stable. His eyes were shining, his face was solemn, his hand was on his sword-hilt, and he carried his head high. Jill felt like crying when she looked at his face. And Jewel whispered in the King's ear, "By the Lion's Mane, I almost love this young warrior, Calormene though he be. He is worthy of a better god than Tash. C.s. Lewis
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O dieses ist das Tier, das es nicht giebt. Sie wußtens nicht und habens jeden Falls— sein Wandeln, seine Haltung, seinen Hals, bis in des stillen Blickes Licht — geliebt. Zwar war es nicht. Doch weil sie’s liebten, wardein reines Tier. Sie ließen immer Raum.Und in dem Raume, klar und ausgespart, erhob es leicht sein Haupt und brauchte kaumzu seinÈ questo l’animale favoloso, che non esiste. Non veduto mai, ne amaron le movenze, il collo, il passo: fino la luce dello sguardo calmo. Pure “non era”. Ma perchè lo amarono, divenne. Intatto. Gli lasciavan sempre più spazio. E in quello spazio chiaro, etereo:serbato a lui — levò, leggiero, il capo. And here we have the creature that is not. But they did not allow this , and as it happens- his gait and bearing, his arched neck, even the light in his eyes - they loved it all. Yet truly he was not. But because they loved himthe beast was seen. And always they made room. And in that space, empty and unbounded, he raised an elegant head, yet hardly foughtfor his existence. Oh ! C'est elle, la bête qui n'existe pas. Eux, ils n'en savaient rien, et de toutes façons- son allure et son port, son col et même la lumièrecalme de son regard - ils l'ont aimée. Elle, c'est vrai, n'existait point. Mais parce qu'ils l'aimaientbête pure, elle fut. Toujours ils lui laissaient l'espace. Et dans ce clair espace épargné, doucement, Elle leva la tête, ayant à peine besoin d'être. Rainer Maria Rilke
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He is a unicorn. I want to gently capture him and bring him back to my lab for research. Amanda Mosher
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From that first moment of doubt, there was no peace for her; from the time she first imagined leaving her forest, she could not stand in one place without wanting to be somewhere else. She trotted up and down beside her pool, restless and unhappy. Unicorns are not meant to make choices. She said no, and yes, and no again, day and night, and for the first time she began to feel the minutes crawling over her like worms. . Peter S. Beagle
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Be realistic with your expectations. I'd really like to cuddle a unicorn, but it aint going to happen. India Knight
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Am I really standing here, conversing with a bloody unicorn?" Tiffy was certain her mind had finally left the building. T.J. Loveless
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Unicorns know naught of shame, or need, or doubt, or debt; But mortals, as you may have noticed, take what they can get. Peter S. Beagle