4 Quotes About Tsa

Throughout history, people have used strange devices to keep track of time. There are clocks that count up to 10,100 years. And there are digital watches that can keep track of how many times you’ve pushed the button in “E.T.” But for most of us, the only device that matters is our wristwatch. They are what tell us when to wake up in the morning, what time it is in our hometowns, and who’s calling Read more

So whether you use a digital or analog watch, you need to know how much time you have left on Earth. So next time you hear someone say, “Time is money!” just know they are probably wrong.

The TSA must think we're mushrooms. You know, the way...
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The TSA must think we're mushrooms. You know, the way they are trying to keep us in the dark, and the way they keep feeding us a fertilizing agent that comes from the south end of a north-bound cow. Douglas Wilson
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Go to any airport in this country and you’ll see how well our government is dealing with the terrible danger you’re in. TSA staffers are wanding 90-year-old ladies in wheelchairs, and burrowing through their suitcases. Toddlers are on the no-fly list. Lipsticks are confiscated. And it’s all done with the highest seriousness. It’s a show of protection and it stirs the fear pot, giving us over and over an image of being in grave personal peril, needing Big Brother to make sure we’re safe. Ann Medlock
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Or the woman in front of me in the security line who asked if they would put her cat, Dave, through the luggage X-ray machine because she wanted to see if he'd eaten a necklace. Jenny Lawson