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It’s like I’m suddenly a hormonally charged teenager or living in a bad romance novel: I suddenly can’t stop myself from noticing every man around me. Which means that Darcy, Samantha, and Michael are probably right. Plus, there was that disturbing dream about Voldemort this morning. I need to lose my gay-husband virginity before I lose my mind entirely. I need to find someone to sleep with me. And the fact that I don’t have the faintest idea how to make that happen is just further proof that it needs to.– S I N G L E- M I N D E D .Lisa Daily
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Do you have one where you’re riding a horse or a camel? Or sitting on a rocket ship? Those are always wildly popular with men looking for sex.– S I N G L E- M I N D E DLisa Daily
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Well, that explains the dreamy accent. And why transvestites would make him feel homesick.– S I N G L E- M I N D E DLisa Daily