4 Quotes About Spoof

“Just remember, I’m the one with the gun.” Funny quotes about life and love that will make you laugh.

As a rule of thumb, it was always safer if...
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As a rule of thumb, it was always safer if the Commander-in-Chief formulated a risky plan. Rowena Cherry
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I can fly around the world in one night. I can wink and go up a chimney in a split second. I can be in 500 shopping malls on the same weekend. I can even fit enough gifts for the entire world into one tiny sleigh pulled by eight tiny reindeer, but I CANNOT FIX THIS CONFOUNDED COMPUTER! Unknown
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That was a hell of a thing. Unknown