100 Quotes About Share

Everyone has a different way of sharing funny quotes and funny stories with others. Whether you’re a friend, family member or random person on the street, there is no better way to make someone laugh than to share a good joke. In this collection of share quotes, we’ve collected some of the best jokes and funny stories that people have shared over the years.

I don't care what you say to me. I care...
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I don't care what you say to me. I care what you share with me. Santosh Kalwar
Live your truth. Express your love. Share your enthusiasm. Take...
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Live your truth. Express your love. Share your enthusiasm. Take action towards your dreams. Walk your talk. Dance and sing to your music. Embrace your blessings. Make today worth remembering. Steve Maraboli
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Love one another, but make not a bond of love: let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. fill each other's cup but drink not from one cup. give one another of your bread but eat not from the same loaf sing and dance together and be joyous, but let each one of you be alone, even as the strings of a lute are alone though they quiver with the same music. Kahlil Gibran
Sharing tales of those we've lost is how we keep...
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Sharing tales of those we've lost is how we keep from really losing them. Mitch Albom
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The universe never complains. When you're wrong or right, She always loves and cares, She always gives and shares. When you get lost she becomes the light, Helps you to find what is right. But she never forgets To show you the light. Debasish Mridha
Share your love, share you happiness, care for others; your...
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Share your love, share you happiness, care for others; your wealth will be endless. Debasish Mridha
When you share my heart. You share my love.
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When you share my heart. You share my love. Anthony T.Hincks
The joy of having no friends is that I can...
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The joy of having no friends is that I can do anything I want; when I want. The downside is, that I have no one to share it with. Anthony T. Hincks
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I count my blessings as follows:1) I'm alive.2) Beauty is in the world all around me.3) I share my love with everyone and not just a select few.4) I give thanks to whoever made and created us no matter which religion it my be.5) I never stop smiling, laughing and being happy.6) I try and help those who need it the most.7) I try not to hate, injure or kill anything or anyone.8) I share what I have even if I don't have a much.9) I write and share my thoughts so that it may bring comfort to other people.10) I never ask for anything for me from anyone.11) I follow the other 10 blessings. Anthony T. Hincks
They'll say you are bador perhaps you are mador at...
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They'll say you are bador perhaps you are mador at least you should stay undercover. Your mind must be bareif you would dareto think you can love more than one lover. David Rovics
But some secrets are too delicious not to share.
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But some secrets are too delicious not to share. Suzanne Collins
Once you reject fear, you will become the perfect candidate...
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Once you reject fear, you will become the perfect candidate to receive and reflect Truth. Suzy Kassem
In what you say of another, apply the test of...
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In what you say of another, apply the test of kindness, necessity and truth, and let nothing pass your lips without a 2/3 majority. Liz Armbruster
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I believe if there's any kind of God it wouldn't be in any of us, not you or me but just this little space in between. If there's any kind of magic in this world it must be in the attempt of understanding someone sharing something. I know, it's almost impossible to succeed but who cares really? The answer must be in the attempt. Julie Delpy
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Sometimes I think that wisdoms slip from my mind like drool from the lips of an idiot.. Where's all this stuff coming from? Is it any good? Any good in, you know, the wisdom sense? Who am I to spout this stuff anyway? Well, here's the thing. You too can find yourself shedding wisdom like cat hair if you only allow yourself the liberty of introspection. Think about what you alone know that no one else does. That one neat wonderful profound insight. It is fully yours. No one else on this planet of about six billion people understands it like you do. Now, see if you can share it with someone. Bestow it, a gift of yourself. Wisdom is like gossip. Except it's the good kind. Vera Nazarian
It feels great to share life.
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It feels great to share life. Lailah Gifty Akita
The saddest line you scraped in your diary was not...
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The saddest line you scraped in your diary was not that you cried but those moments when we both shared smile. Santosh Kalwar
My mother is my friend Who shares with me her...
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My mother is my friend Who shares with me her bread All my hopelessness cured! Her company makes me secured! Israelmore Ayivor
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This path was not that of my conscious choosing. But after persistent subconscious confrontation, I have finally embraced what is, 'souly' for me...and I am thankful, when called upon, to be able to share and give to those who seek their own way of the path. T.F. Hodge
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If we were not impressed by job titles, suits, and jargon, we would demand that financial advisors show us their personal bank statements before they tell us what we could or should do with our own money. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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The real reason the number of things that are shared via social media every single minute is so astronomical is because, whenever they each do, most users do not share or say something because they believe they have something worth remembering; they do mainly or only because they fear being forgotten. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
When we share, we open doors to a new beginning.
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When we share, we open doors to a new beginning. Paul Bradley Smith
If I can see pain in your eyes then share...
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If I can see pain in your eyes then share with me your tears. If I can see joy in your eyes then share with me your smile. Santosh Kalwar
When it's clear that we have a commitment to God...
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When it's clear that we have a commitment to God that comes before anything else in our lives, most people will respect us even if they don't share our faith. Craig Groeschel
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I’m afraid i’ll lose you if i share all that’s real.i’m afraid i’ll lose myself if i don’t. Scott Stabile
Buddha gives me the strength to bring my words to...
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Buddha gives me the strength to bring my words to life and he gives me the strength to share my love of life. Anthony T. Hincks
Greed is an excessive desire for something more than one’s...
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Greed is an excessive desire for something more than one’s proper share. Sunday Adelaja
I realized that the knowledge I gained over this period...
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I realized that the knowledge I gained over this period in my life was power, and it felt like a waste not to share that wealth with the world, with people who could benefit, Andrew Kendall
A man might share his wealth, but never his authority.
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A man might share his wealth, but never his authority. Amit Kalantri
It must once again become a common knowledge to our...
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It must once again become a common knowledge to our people that it is only the wealth that we create that we can share Sunday Adelaja
At the end of it all, it is our relationship...
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At the end of it all, it is our relationship with people that will determine whether they will share in our pain if we fall into dangers. Israelmore Ayivor
We write to share our thoughts and our lives.
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We write to share our thoughts and our lives. Lailah Gifty Akita
Authentic love is deciding to live on a one-way street...
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Authentic love is deciding to live on a one-way street where all the arrows point down the street and not a single one of them point back up to where I’m standing. Craig D. Lounsbrough
What will remain is neither you nor me but what...
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What will remain is neither you nor me but what we shared among each others. Santosh Kalwar
When you can share the lessons you learnt through tears...
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When you can share the lessons you learnt through tears and heartache and others find life in it and are better off for it, then beauty has come out of those ashes. TemitOpe Ibrahim
Be like the sun who fell in love with the...
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Be like the sun who fell in love with the moon and shared all his light. Kamand Kojouri
I love you so much I want to share youwith...
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I love you so much I want to share youwith yourself. I know you do not insist that I do, but I love you so much I want to share God with you. Kamand Kojouri
Share yourself with me. I will never judge you. I...
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Share yourself with me. I will never judge you. I am here and I will stay here only to love you. Kamand Kojouri
I always assumed everybody shared my love for overcast skies....
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I always assumed everybody shared my love for overcast skies. It came as a shock to find out that some people prefer sunshine. Glenn Gould
I independently produce scientific advancements to share with everyone, and...
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I independently produce scientific advancements to share with everyone, and that is over seven billion people! Steven Magee
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If you wait until you find something to speak up for, something that you’re passionate about that concerns you and attacks your own beliefs, then eventually, when the day finally arrives, you might also find that you have forgotten how to speak. Kamand Kojouri
Closed mouths, only lead to closed gates. Share your salvation!
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Closed mouths, only lead to closed gates. Share your salvation! Anthony Liccione
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In my heaven sweet melodies of the skies ripple pool of the sea playing sweet song to me, sharing tales of the past, blending with mine as mirage, painting new... I breathe in, am in love and alive... Oksana Rus
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Just take my hand, lead, dance with me...and I will simply follow the blueness of the water, the white waves rolling free...where the earth beneath my feet and stars make my heart whole again...in long and priceless moments of shared solitude... Oksana Rus
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I like to share my thoughts after watching/reading or listening to something... after all you could get with amazing thoughts. Deyth Banger
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What is the deeds of life; to serve, to sacrifice , to share! Lailah Gifty Akita
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The people's need to share has turned into a massive disease. It has taken them to the most private meaningless part of their lives. In such circumstance, values become redefined and what has been worthless in the past, has become the core value of the new age. The disaster starts where the essence of the discourse changes. The modern age, with all its technological advances, has taken human to the fast fall. We are going down faster than being trapped into a mire. The transition of the discourse has also given us a great gift, senselessness. Therefore, we have transitioned into piles of senseless machines, drained of human essentiality and drowning into a giant mire. The sad part is, due to the lack of true sense, we don't even feel it. Our only safety guard, which is entirely absurd and phantasmagoric, comes from following the majority of the world's population. As long as we feel belonged to preponderancy, our nonsense will absolutely make sense. Kambiz Shabankare
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And then one day you realise that if you want to be rich, you'd have to give away almost everything you own. Kamand Kojouri
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You are not for everyone. But you are for someone. Julieanne OConnor
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To be a great success, you must do two things without fear: love and share. Debasish Mridha
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The worst part of holding the memories is not the pain. It's the loneliness of it. Memories need to be shared. Lois Lowry
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Once you understand pain, You will never be able to share it with others Alok Jagawat
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My dear, please be careful. You no longer live only for yourself. You live for me as well. Kamand Kojouri
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Most investors consider the consistent rise in share price as proxy for safety. Often not true! . A K Asnani
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True success and satisfaction in stock investments comes from owning both your failures and your successes. A K Asnani
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Speculators always present opportunities for genuine investors to -- pick under-priced stocks, and- exit over-priced A K Asnani
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The circulation of money is like the sharing of cake. The one that holds the knife controls the portion you get. Oscar Bimpong
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If you truly have compassion in your heart, show it by keeping your doubts to yourself and sharing your hope with those who love change! Israelmore Ayivor
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Tears is the voice of heart in pain, in absence of feelings one don't care what you share. Kishore Bansal
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There's a difference between disclosing that which is only your business and hiding away from the world and not seeing, shining and sharing your magic. Rasheed Ogunlaru
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Let it be a small gain or big gain never do lesser than one's ability, let it be a pain or a pleasure never accept more than one's share. Amit Kalantri
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Have you no wish for others to be saved? Then you're not saved yourself, be sure of that! Charles Haddon Spurgeon
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Live simply, share your wealth with others. Lailah Gifty Akita
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Knowledge becomes power when you share it. Debasish Mridha
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Before you live, love. Before you expire, inspire. Let your love be an inspiration to someone to also love another and together we build up a happy world! Israelmore Ayivor
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Leaders are good messengers; they take the message from God and share it with others in the world. Jesus is a true example; He said “Here I am, send me Lord”! Israelmore Ayivor
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Can we share my eyes so you can see what I see? Can we share my ears so you can hear what I hear? Can you perch on my shouldersso you can go where I go? Always in my heart, I don’t experience anything separate from you. This shared wonderment becomes doubled. This shared love becomes infinite. Kamand Kojouri
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And so we smile on, Feeding the truths we share With a union of our souls, Cathedral slaves of our passion Which builds beauty amongst chaos. Scott Hastie
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Be passionate and become successful. Share your success, be it an information, income and emotions with someone who need them most. You are a success… Make an impact! Israelmore Ayivor
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Whenever you smile, whenever you care, whenever you love, whenever you share, your spirit will dance with joy because happiness is there. Debasish Mridha
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No matter wherever you are, share your joy to make this world joyful and better. Debasish Mridha
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Share your life with others. You will have a joyful life. Lailah Gifty Akita
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If you can confess before a friend, you don't need a priest. Amit Kalantri
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There is something quite wonderful about sharing a secret. Joyce Rachelle
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We have the greatest power through love that can be known. It overcomes everything with its fierce and steady truth, if you can continue to stand in it. You can call love to you, directly from the original stream of consciousness, anytime you feel weak or fearful, and you will be given strength and courage. You can call love to you, directly from the original stream of consciousness, anytime you feel sad or alone, and you will feel embraced and comforted. Call love to you if you feel vulnerable. Feel its purity come to you from the universe and flow round you like a miraculous mother cradling its innocent child. Breathe love in. Say to yourself as you breathe deeply “I love. I am loved.” Say it over and over as you breathe it into yourself and out to the universe, until you really feel and believe that you ARE LOVE.Feel love pour into your lungs as you breathe. Feel it circulate round your body to fill every organ, every limb, and every cell. Vibrate with its radiance, and share it. Jay Woodman
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The future might be dark, but darkness shared wasn't a thing to be feared. It was to be embraced. Heather R. Blair
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I saw a stop sign, and it occurred to me that just as no one expects a stop sign to stop a car, I shouldn’t expect words to substitute for experience. That’s not their job, although words certainly can be misused in that way. The job of words is to direct us toward experience, to round out experience, to facilitate experience, and to give us ways to share at least pale shadows of that experience with those we love. And the job of words is to help us learn to be – and act – human. . Derrick Jensen
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I AM A GIRL WHO DARE, A CITIZEN WHO IS AWARE, DAUGHTER WHO PRAYER, SISTER WHO CARE, A FRIEND WHO SHARE, MIXTURE LIKE AIR, A DIAMOND SO RARE. Merlin8thomas
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You should either be like the candle that produces light or you live like mirror which reflects it. Pray for love; Sow love, Show love and Share love! Israelmore Ayivor
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The universe never complains When you're wrong or right, She always loves and cares, She always gives and shares. When you get lost she becomes the light, Helps you to find what is right. But she never forgets To show you the light. Debasish Mridha
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Relax. Refresh. Renew. Play. Sing. Laugh. Enjoy. Forgive. Dance. Love. Hug. Share. Kiss. Create. Explore. Hope. Listen. Dare. Trust. Dream. Learn. TODAY! Steve Maraboli
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A disciple does not ask, "How much can I keep?" but, "How much more can I give?" Whenever we start to get comfortable with our level of giving, it's time to raise it again. Randy Alcorn
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Laughter is sweet when enjoyed alone. But it becomes sweeter when you enjoy it together with the people around you. Your success must lead to the success others. Israelmore Ayivor
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It is not about whether you call yourself a leader or not. It is about what you have to show to people as a leader. Leadership is contagious, you carry it and share it. Israelmore Ayivor
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A friend gave me a rainbow as a gift, so I put it up in the sky so everyone could share. Anthony T. Hincks
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They make friends, they laugh, they share They stay in touch, they care. Christina Engela
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Look inside yourself; there is always something special you can do today! Look around yourself; there is always someone special do it for! Don't spare what you have to share, show you care and dare not to make it rare! Israelmore Ayivor
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I have noticed that most times, the least that you give out is the best that someone really needs. So, don't always wait till you have something big to give before you do so! Someone's "big" is your "little"! Israelmore Ayivor
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Leave the quarters of the close-fisted selfishness and live in the edifice of an open-handed generosity. God gives to you, so you can share when it's required of you! Give out; conquer greed! Israelmore Ayivor
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Choose to be at peace with yourself and you will never have any battle to lose. Find yourself every reason and season to share your peace with others! Israelmore Ayivor
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You care, you dare and you share; this is the unforgettable rule of every true believer and achiever. Israelmore Ayivor
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Someone needs your actions to inspire his actions. Never forget, your little broken cake is someone’s daily meal! Care to share you little cake! Israelmore Ayivor
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The reason why salt and sugar are known to be sweet is that they season other things. Care to share and dare to do it every day! Israelmore Ayivor
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Create a link through which you can market your dream products. Create a blog or a website of your own depending on what you want to be recognized for. Share your experiences through these media. Israelmore Ayivor
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Share your ideas with people of like-mind and get motivated by their encouragements and experiences. Israelmore Ayivor
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Before you go to live the life you are being forced by others to live, remember they'll never be there to share your challenges and emotions that come with it together with you! Israelmore Ayivor
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When God opens a new page in your life, make photocopies of it, read it and share it with other people. Some may hear it when you read it, others may tear it when you share it. Israelmore Ayivor
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God wants to use you as a divine show room, where the poor, the wearied and the depressed will find comfort and recreation! You got to be kind. It's a sign that you have conquered greed! Israelmore Ayivor
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The little I have, I share with you; the little you have, you also share with me. Together we all have a full share of everything. Share with me your Love as I share with you my Peace; together we have full share of Unity! Israelmore Ayivor
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Joy is meant to be felt; its not meant to be detained. It is meant to be shared with others; not to be felt alone. When all the mouths smile out their teeth together, thats when the greatest happiness can be measured. You don't smile in order to see your friends cry and claim your joy is divine. Israelmore Ayivor