35 Quotes About Sexual Intercourse

Sex is one of the most beautiful, intimate, and creative things we’ll do as a couple. It can also be one of the most difficult, confusing, and unpredictable. In the end though, it’s always worth it. Here are some of our favorite quotes about sex to help you make your next sexual encounter a memorable one.

Without attachment, a naked body is merely a lifeless sex-toy.
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Without attachment, a naked body is merely a lifeless sex-toy. Abhijit Naskar
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For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they–unlike most human beings–have the means of production, and human beings, because they–unlike all companies–have the means of reproduction. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The average adult has had sex innumerable times more than...
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The average adult has had sex innumerable times more than they have formed an opinion of their own. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Many millions of pregnancies–many if not most of which have each led to the birth of at least one child–were each used as nothing but a conspicuous means to a secret end called the evasion of abortion. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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When selecting a one-night stand, a heterosexual woman who is materialistic is a trillion times more likely to choose a sexually unattractive poor man who seems rich over a sexually attractive rich man who seems poor. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Most men would no longer enjoy conversing with most women...
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Most men would no longer enjoy conversing with most women if they stopped bringing their vaginas along. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily mean that he or she does not love you. And the fact that you are the only person who someone is sleeping with does not necessarily mean that he or she loves you. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A seemingly simple task like taking a bath or wearing...
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A seemingly simple task like taking a bath or wearing a condom feels like multitasking to someone who suffers from hemiplegia or has only one hand. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some people have contracted HIV during their separate endeavours to...
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Some people have contracted HIV during their separate endeavours to give someone or some people a curable STD. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some women’s greatest achievement is sleeping with a man who...
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Some women’s greatest achievement is sleeping with a man who is rich, famous, and/or wanted by many women, whereas some women’s greatest achievement is refusing to sleep with such a man. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some people masturbate to temporarily replace their partners when they...
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Some people masturbate to temporarily replace their partners when they are absent, whereas some people do that to temporarily live in the present. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The human population would probably be way less than a...
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The human population would probably be way less than a thousand, if ejaculation were not usually accompanied by an orgasm. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
When it comes to their love lives, some people do...
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When it comes to their love lives, some people do not really have high standards; they merely have low sex drive. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.
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It is still cheating, even if nobody comes. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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London, December 1915. In the master bedroom (never was the estate agent's epithet more appropriate) of Flat 21, Carlyle Mansions, Cheyne Walk, Chelsea, the distinguished author is dying - slowly, but surely. In Flanders, less than two hundred miles away, other men are dying more quickly, more painfully, more pitifully - young men, mostly, with their lives still before them, blank pages that will never be filled. The author is seventy-two. He has had an interesting and varied life, written many books, travelled widely, enjoyed the arts, moved in society (one winter he dined out 107 times), and owns a charming old house in Rye as well as the lease of this spacious London flat with its fine view of the Thames. He has had deeply rewarding friendships with both men and women. If he has never experienced sexual intercourse, that was by his own choice, unlike the many young men in Flanders who died virgins either for lack of opportunity or because they hoped to marry and were keeping themselves chaste on principle. . David Lodge
Like alcohol and poverty, a heartbreak has the power to...
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Like alcohol and poverty, a heartbreak has the power to make a man do something he wouldn’t normally do and to make a woman do someone she wouldn’t normally do. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To a woman sexual intimacy is more a tool to...
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To a woman sexual intimacy is more a tool to get mentally close to her partner than merely a means to physical pleasure. Abhijit Naskar
Sex is not just about going in or letting in,...
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Sex is not just about going in or letting in, it is really about welcoming your dearly beloved into the deepest regions of your psyche which are inaccessible to anybody else. Abhijit Naskar
Sexual intimacy is not the destination, it is the path...
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Sexual intimacy is not the destination, it is the path - the path that leads to mental union. Abhijit Naskar
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The lessons of relationship that our primordial ancestors learned are deeply encoded in the genetics of our neurobiological circuits of love. They are present from the moment we are born and activated at puberty by the cocktail of neurochemicals. It’s an elegant synchronized system. At first our brain weighs a potential partner, and if the person fits our ancestral wish list, we get a spike in the release of sex chemicals that makes us dizzy with a rush of unavoidable infatuation. It’s the first step down the primeval path of pair-bonding. Abhijit Naskar
Through sexual intimacy, two human beings become one mind, body...
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Through sexual intimacy, two human beings become one mind, body and soul wrapped up in the cocoon of their skin. Abhijit Naskar
There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if...
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There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some men would not still be HIV negative or alive,...
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Some men would not still be HIV negative or alive, if they had managed to sleep with some of the women with whom they want or wanted to have sex. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.
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Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
There would be fewer absent fathers, if straight men were...
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There would be fewer absent fathers, if straight men were turned on only by women with whom they would not mind having children. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Most people who are would each not be in love...
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Most people who are would each not be in love with their partner, if they did not have the kind of genitals they have. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Young girls are like helpless children in the hands of amorous men, whatever is said to them is true and whatever manipulation on their bodies seems like love to them, sooner or later, they come back to their senses, but the scars are not dead inasmuch as her spoiler lives. Michael Bassey Johnson
Most sexually adventurous women want a man who regards cunnilingus...
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Most sexually adventurous women want a man who regards cunnilingus as a basic woman right. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Sexual starvation forces a heterosexual man to see beauty in...
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Sexual starvation forces a heterosexual man to see beauty in every single female who he can sleep with without his society’s disapproval. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Men DO NOT emotionally process love anything close to the way that women process love. When expressing your sincere devotion and love for a man---the best way to say it, is to put on G-string panties, and then SHOW HIM with a swallow. Nannette LaRee Hernandez
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Some women would not have contracted an STD or STDs had they not been on the pill. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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I sure wasn't going to ask Aunt Sally, because if she told me once that getting your period was like a moth becoming a butterfly, she'd probably say that sexual intercourse was like a deer getting antlers or something. Phyllis Reynolds Naylor
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Anger is like sex urge, once gratified, the inner voice calls you a stinking fool. Michael Bassey Johnson
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In many a case, the phrase ‘I’d like to get to know you better’ is a euphemism for ‘I want us to fuck. Mokokoma Mokhonoana