52 Quotes About Ron Weasley

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it." Ron Weasley is one of the most beloved characters in the Harry Potter series. He’s witty, sensitive, loyal, and best of all, he’s a great friend. We compiled some of Ron’s funniest quotes below.

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Well?" Ron said finally, looking up at Harry. "How was it?" Harry considered it for a moment. "Wet, " he said truthfully. Ron made a noise that might have indicated jubilation or disgust, it was hard to tell." Because she was crying, " Harry continued heavily." Oh, " said Ron, his smile faded slightly. "Are you that bad at kissing?"" Dunno, " said Harry, who hadn't considered this, and immediately felt rather worried. "Maybe I am. J.k. Rowling
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Well, obviously, she's feeling very sad, because of Cedric dying. Then I expect she's feeling confused because she liked Cedric and now she likes Harry, and she can't work out who she likes best. Then she'll be feeling guilty, thinking it's an insult to Cedric's memory to be kissing Harry at all, and she'll be worrying about what everyone else might say about her if she starts going out with Harry. And she probably can't work out what her feelings towards Harry are anyway, because he was the one who was with Cedric when Cedric died, so that's all very mixed up and painful. Oh, and she's afraid she's going to be thrown off the Ravenclaw Quidditch team because she's flying so badly." A slightly stunned silence greeted the end of this speech, then Ron said, "One person can't feel all that at once, they'd explode. J.k. Rowling
Don't talk to me.
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Don't talk to me."" Why not?"" Because I want to fix that in my memory for ever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret... J.k. Rowling
Why are they all staring?
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Why are they all staring?" demanded Albus as he and Rose craned around to look at the other students." Don’t let it worry you, " said Ron. "It’s me. I’m extremely famous. J.k. Rowling
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An Unbreakable Vow?" said Ron, looking stunned. "Nah, he can’t have.... Are you sure?"" Yes I’m sure, " said Harry. "Why, what does it mean?"" Well, you can’t break an Unbreakable Vow...""I’d worked that much out for myself, funnily enough. J.k. Rowling
I dreamed I was buying new shoes last night,
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I dreamed I was buying new shoes last night, " said Ron. "What d'ya think that's gonna mean?"" Probably that you're going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something, " said Harry. J.k. Rowling
So that's little Scorpious. Make sure you beat him in...
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So that's little Scorpious. Make sure you beat him in every test, Rosie. Thank god you've inherited your mother's brains. J.k. Rowling
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So why in the name of Merlin’s saggy left –”“Don’t talk to your mother like that. J.k. Rowling
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Well, we were always going to fail that one, " said Ron gloomily as they ascended the marble staircase. He had just made Harry feel rather better by telling him how he told the examiner in detail about the ugly man with a wart on his nose in the crystal ball, only to look up and realize he had been describing the examiner's reflection. J.k. Rowling
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Hermione launched herself forwards and started punching every inch of him that she could reach.' Ouch – ow – gerroff! What the – ? Hermione – OW! '“You – complete – arse – Ronald – Weasley! ”She punctuated every word with a blow: Ron backed away, shielding his head as Hermione advanced. J.k. Rowling
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I'm Draco Malfoy, I'm Draco, I'm on your side! " Draco was on the upper landing, pleading with another masked Death Eater. Harry Stunned the Death Eater as they passed: Malfoy looked around, beaming, for his savior, and Ron punched him from under the cloak. Malfoy fell backward on top of the Death Eater, his mouth bleeding, utterly bemused." And that's the second time we've saved your life tonight, you two-faced bastard! " Ron yelled. J.k. Rowling
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I’ll make Goyle do lines, it’ll kill him, he hates writing, ” said Ron happily. He lowered his voice to Goyle’s low grunt and, screwing up his face in a look of pained concentration, mimed writing in midair. “I... must... not... look... like... a... baboon’s... backside. J.k. Rowling
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Ooh, you look much tastier than Crabbe and Goyle, Harry" said Hermione, before catching sight of Ron's raised eyebrows, blushing slightly and saying "oh you know what I mean - Goyle's Potion looked like bogies. J.k. Rowling
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Did you see me disarm Hermione, Harry?""Only once" said Hermione stung. "I got you loads more then you got me–"" I did not only get you once, I got you at least three times–"" Well if you're counting the one where you tripped over your own feet and knocked the wand out of my hand– J.k. Rowling
Oh, of course,
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Oh, of course, " said Ron, clapping a hand to his forehead. "I forgot we'll be hunting down Voldemort in a mobile library. J.k. Rowling
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Yeah, well, food's one of the five exceptions to Gamp's Law of Elemental Transfigurations, " said Ron, to general astonishment. J.k. Rowling
Wild!
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Wild! " Ron said, twiddling the replay knob on the side. "I can make that old bloke down there pick his nose again... and again... and again... J.k. Rowling
So Dobby stopped us from getting on the train and...
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So Dobby stopped us from getting on the train and broke your arm.. .." He shook his head. "You know what, Harry? If he doesn't stop trying to save your life he's going to kill you. J.k. Rowling
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Right, you've got a crooked sort of cross.." He consulted Unfogging the Future. "That means you're going to have 'trials and suffering' – sorry about that – but there's a thing that could be the sun.. hang on.. that means 'great happiness'.. so you're going to suffer but be very happy.."" You need your Inner Eye tested, if you ask me, " said Ron, and they both had to stifle their laughs as Professor Trelawney gazed in their direction. J.k. Rowling
IF WE DIE FOR THEM, I'LL KILL YOU, HARRY!
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IF WE DIE FOR THEM, I'LL KILL YOU, HARRY! J.k. Rowling
Yeah, ” said Harry. “No more pretending we care what...
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Yeah, ” said Harry. “No more pretending we care what happens when Jupiter and Uranus get too friendly . J.k. Rowling
He must have known I'd want to leave you.
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He must have known I'd want to leave you."" No, he must have known you would always want to come back. J.k. Rowling
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Go on, have a pasty, " said Harry, who had never had anything to share before or, indeed, anyone to share it with. It was a nice feeling, sitting there with Ron, eating their way through all Harry's pasties, cakes, and candies (the sandwiches lay forgotten). J.k. Rowling
Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?
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Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender? J.k. Rowling
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Who's Kreacher?""The house-elf who lives here, " said Ron. "Nutter. Never met one like him."" He is not a nutter, " said Hermione."His life's ambition is to have his head cut off and stuck up on a plaque like his mother", said Ron. "Is that normal, Hermione? J.k. Rowling
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I've decided to call him Norbert, ' said Hagrid, looking at the dragon with misty eyes. 'He really knows me now, watch. Norbert! Norbert! Where's Mummy?''He's lost his marbles, ' Ron muttered in Harry's ear.' Hagrid, ' said Harry loudly, 'give it a fortnight and Norbert's going to be as big as your house. Malfoy could go to Dumbledore at any moment. Hagrid bit his lip.' I- I know I can't jus' dump him, I can't.' Harry suddenly turned to Ron.'Charlie, ' he said.' You're losing it too, ' said Ron. 'I'm Ron, remember? . J.k. Rowling
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I'm serious, Harry, don't go." But Harry only had one thought in his head, which was to get back in front of the mirror, and Ron wasn't going to stop him. That third night he found his way more quickly than before. He was walking so fast he knew he was making more noise than was wise, but he didn't meet anyone. And there were his mother and father smiling at him again, and one of his grandfathers nodding happily. Harry sank down to sit on the floor in front of the mirror. There was nothing to stop him from staying here all night with his family. Nothing at all. . J.k. Rowling
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Oh, are you doing magic? Let’s see it, then.” She sat down. Ron looked taken aback.“ Er – all right.” He cleared his t J.k. Rowling
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Hedwig didn't return until the end of the Easter holidays. Percy's letter was enclosed in a package of Easter eggs that Mrs. Weasley had sent. Both Harry's and Ron's were the size of dragon eggs, and full of home-made toffee. Hermione's, however, was smaller than a chicken's egg. Her face fell when she saw it." Your mum doesn't read Witch's Weekly, by any chance, does she, Ron?" she asked quietly." Yeah, " said Ron, whose mouth was full of toffee. "Gets it for the recipes." Hermione looked sadly at her tiny egg. . J.k. Rowling
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Ron seems to be enjoying the celebrations.” said Hermione. “Don’t pretend you didn’t see him. He wasn’t exactly hiding it, was – ?”The door behind them burst open. To Harry’s horror, Ron came in, laughing, pulling Lavender by the hand. “Oh, ” he said, drawing up short at the sight of Harry and Hermione.“Oops! ” said Lavender, and she backed out of the room, giggling. There was a horrible, swelling, billowing silence. Hermione was staring at Ron, who refused to look at her. She walked very slowly and erectly toward the door. Harry glanced at Ron, who was looking relieved that nothing worse had hap . J.k. Rowling
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Don't let Ron see what's on those Slytherin's badges, " she whispered urgently. Harry looked questioningly at her, but she shook her head warningly; Ron had just ambled over to them, looking lost and desparate." Good luck, Ron, " said Hermione, standing on tiptoe and kissing him on the cheek. "And you, Harry --"Ron seemed to come to himself slightly as they walked back across the Great Hall. He touched the spot on his face where Hermione had kissed him, looking puzzled, as though he was not quite sure what had just happened. . J.k. Rowling
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Did you kiss?" asked Hermione briskly. Ron sat up so fast that he sent his ink bottle flying all over the rug. Disregarding this completely he stared avidly at Harry."Well?" he demanded. Harry looked from Ron's expression of mingled curiosity and hilarity to Hermione's slight frown, and nodded." H A! " Ron made a triumphant gesture with his fist an went into a raucous peal of laughter that made several timid-looking second years over beside the window jump. A reluctant grin spread over Harry's face as he watched Ron rolling around on the hearthrug. Hermione gave Ron a look of deep disgust and returned to her letter. J.k. Rowling
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Can you think what the Mirror of Erised shows us all?" Harry shook his head." Let me explain. The happiest man on earth would be able to use the Mirror of Erised like a normal mirror, that is, he would look into it and see himself exactly as he is. Does that help." Harry thought. Then he said slowly, "It shows us what we want.. whatever we want.." "Yes and no, " said Dumbledore quietly. "It shows us nothing more or less than the deepest, most desperate desire of our hearts. You, who have never known your family, see them standing around you. Ronald Weasley, who has always been overshadowed by his brothers, sees himself standing alone, the best of all of them. However, this mirror will give us neither knowledge or truth. Men have wasted away before it, entranced by what they have seen, or been driven mad, not knowing if what it shows is real or even possible." The Mirror will be moved to a new home tomorrow, Harry, and I ask you not to go looking for it again. If you ever do run across it, you will now be prepared. It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live, remember that. Now, why don't you put that admirable cloak back on and get off to bed. . J.k. Rowling
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When in doubt go the library J.k. Rowling
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As Harry and Ron rounded the clump of trees behind which Harry had first heard the dragons roar, a witch leapt out from behind them. It was Rita Skeeter. She was wearing acid-green robes today; the Quick-Quotes Quill in her hand blended perfectly against them." Congratulations, Harry! ' she said beaming at him. "I wonder if you could give me a quick word? How you felt facing that dragon? How do you feel now about the fairness of the scoring?"" Yeah, you can have a word, " said Harry savagely. "Goodbye! . J.k. Rowling
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Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something. J.k. Rowling
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Have you ever seen anything quite as pathetic?" said Malfoy. "And he’s supposed to be our teacher! " Harry and Ron both made furious moves toward Malfoy, but Hermione got there first - SMACK! She had slapped Malfoy across the face with all the strength she could muster. Malfoy staggered. Harry, Ron, Crabbe, and Goyle stood flabbergasted as Hermione raised her hand J.k. Rowling
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Muggles have garden gnomes, too, you know, " Harry told Ron as they crossed the lawn." Yeah, I've seen those things they think are gnomes, " said Ron, bent double with his head in a peony bush, "like fat little Santa Clauses with fishing rods... J.k. Rowling
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You've sort of made up for it tonight, ' said Harry. 'Getting the sword. Finishing off the Horcux. Saving my life.' 'That makes me sound a lot cooler than I was, ' Ron mumbled.' Stuff like that always sounds cooler than it really was, ' said Harry. 'I've been trying to tell you that for years.' Simultaneously they walked forwards and hugged, Harry gripping the still sopping back of Ron's jacket. J.k. Rowling
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Ron gave a tiny jerk of the head that Harry understood to mean, Well - if you must. J.k. Rowling
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Hermione slid out of her bunk and moved like a sleepwalker towards Ron, her eyes upon his pale face. She stopped right in front of him, her lips slightly parted, her eyes wide. Ron gave a weak, hopeful smile and half-raised his arms. Hermione launched herself forwards and started punching every inch of him that she could reach.' Ouch – ow – gerroff! What the – ? Hermione – OW! '“You – complete – arse – Ronald – Weasley! ”She punctuated every word with a blow: Ron backed away, shielding his head as Hermione adv. J.k. Rowling
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Is it true?" he said. "They're saying all down the train that Harry Potter's in this compartment. So it's you, is it?"" Yes, " said Harry. He was looking at the other boys. Both of were thickset and looked like bodyguards." Oh, this is Crabbe and this is Goyle, " said the pale boy carelssly, noticing where Harry was looking. "And my name's Malfoy, Draco Malfoy." Ron gave a slight cough, which might have been hiding a snigger. Draco Malfoy looked at him. "Think my name's funny, do you? No need to ask who you are. My father told me all the Weasleys have red hair, freckles, and more children than they can afford." He turned back to Harry. "You'll soon find out some wizarding families are much better than others, Potter. You don't want to go making friends with the wrong sort. I can help you there. J.k. Rowling
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Ron's ears turned bright red and he become engrossed in a tuft of grass at his feet, which he prodded with his toe 'he must've known I'd run out on you'.' No', Harry corrected him, 'He must've known you'd always want to come back J.k. Rowling
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I hate being poor. J.k. Rowling
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But from that moment on, Hermione Granger became their friend. Because there are somethings you can't go through in life and become friends, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them. J.k. Rowling
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Who was this women?' asked Harry.'I dunno, some Ministry hag.' Mundungus considered for a moment, brow wrinkled.' Little women. Bow on top of er' head.' He frowned and then added, 'Looked like a toad.' Harry dropped his wand. Harry looked up and saw his own shock reflected in Ron and Hermione's faces. The scars on the back of right hand seemed to be tingling again. J.k. Rowling
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He’s gone, Harry told himself. He’s gone. He had to keep thinking it as he washed and dressed, as though repetition would dull the shock of it. He’s gone and he’s not coming back. And that was the simple truth of it, Harry knew, because their protective enchantments meant that it would be impossible, once they vacated this spot, for Ron to find them again. J.k. Rowling
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There you go, Harry! ” Ron shouted over the noise. “You weren’t being thick after all – you were showing moral fiber! J.k. Rowling
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All the same, we should get to bed, ” whispered Hermione. “It wouldn’t do to oversleep tomorrow.”“ No, ” agreed Ron. “A brutal triple murder by the bridegroom’s mother might put a bit of a damper on the wedding. J.k. Rowling
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If we die for them, Harry, I'm going to KILL YOU! J.k. Rowling
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I've got two neptunes here, " said Harry after a while, frowning down at his piece of parchment, "that can't be right, can it?"" Aaaaah, " said Ron, imitating Professor Trelawney's mystical whisper, "when two neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry.."Seamus and Dean, who were working nearby, sniggered loudly, though not loud enough to mask the excited squeals from Lavender Brown- "Oh Professor, look! I think I might've gotten an unexpected planet! Oooh, which one's that, Professor?""It is Uranus, my dear, " said Professor Trelawney, peering down at the chart." Can I get a look at Uranus too, Lavender?" said Ron. J.k. Rowling