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That God is in truth the sort of bloodthirsty paranoid Who would rend to bits forty-two children for the crime of sassing one of his priests. Don't ask me about the Front Office's policiesUnknown
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Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possibleUnknown
3
You can’t conquer a free manUnknown
4
Women and cats do what they doUnknown
5
Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toysUnknown
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Geniuses and supergeniuses always make their own rules about sex as on everything elseUnknown
7
She found as always that words on paper proved themselvesUnknown
8
The best things in life are beyond moneyUnknown
9
Democracy is a poor systemUnknown
10
Theology is never any helpUnknown
11
I woke up in bed with a man and a cat. The man was a strangerUnknown
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Never tease an old dogUnknown
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Civilians are like beansUnknown
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Nursing does not diminish the beauty of a woman's breastsUnknown