7 Quotes About Roast

It’s no secret that we do not all have the same sense of humor. Some people can be very funny, while others just don’t get it at all. But there is one thing we can all agree on, and that is that roasts are hilarious! Whether you’ve been roasted or you’ve been the one roasting, these roast quotes will bring a smile to your face and maybe even some laughter out of you too.

Ever since my famous battle with Python, I've had a...
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Ever since my famous battle with Python, I've had a phobia of scaly reptilian creatures. (Especially if you include my stepmother, Hera. BOOM! ) Rick Riordan
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On Love - Love without trust is the love you give a dog. You may call that cute little mutt a member of the family but you don't let him in the kitchen when there's a roast on the table. Marsha Hinds
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My two worlds were colliding and the friction of this set fire to my life. It was time to roast some wieners. Vicki Perry
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Whenever I have nothing better to do, I roast a chicken. Jeffrey Steingarten
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Roast beef, medium, is not only a food. It is a philosophy. Edna Ferber
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As for those grapefruit and buttermilk diets, I'll take roast chicken and dumplings. Hattie McDaniel