13 Quotes About Redneck

Rednecks are a fun and often silly group of people. They tend to be unrefined, uneducated, and even unhip. They can be rude, crude, and even ignorant at times. But don’t let the redneck label fool you: these folks have a lot to say and teach us a lot about life and friendship Read more

But we don’t mean to stereotype — we just want to show you the best quotes about rednecks so you can read them and think of all the positive things they can teach you.

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Southern girls are God's gift to the entire male population. There is absolutely no woman finer than one raised below the mason-dixon line and once you go southern may the good Lord help you - you never go back Kenny Chesney
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I believe a family just isn’t complete without skeletons. My dearest momma clean bit off my daddy’s nose right around the time they divorced. Cole Alpaugh
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Whenever I’d get howlin’ over something, he’d grab my ass up from wherever I was and head straight for the john. Momma said my head would get banged up along the way, but she said itwas probably bein’ dunked under water that made me stupid. Cole Alpaugh
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Finally, we entered Chetaube County, my imaginary birthplace, where the names of the little winding roads and minuscule mountain communities never failed to inspire me: Yardscrabble, Big Log, Upper, Middle and Lower Pigsty, Chicken Scratch, Cooterville, Felchville, Dust Rag, Dough Bag, Uranus Ridge, Big Bottom, Hooter Holler, Quickskillet, Buck Wallow, Possum Strut .. We always say a picture speaks a thousand words, but isn’t the opposite equally true? . Sol Luckman
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True, beneath the human façade, I was an interloper, an alien whose ship had crashed beyond hope of repair in the backwoods of Southern Appalachia–but at least I’d learned to walk and talk enough like the locals to be rejected as one of their own. Sol Luckman
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Get in here and make me some dinner–now, woman."" News flash, Michael, you're supposed to be evil, not redneck! Rachel Caine
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You think all I can do is frog legs? I got Legs on my mind, alright, but yours. I’ll do whatever it takes the save the ass on top of ‘em and everything else, you hear me? A. Violet End
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Well, fella, as much as I’d like to stick something up your ass, it ain’t gonna be my finger or anything else on my body–sorry to disappoint. A. Violet End
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How many of you were born in Oklahoma? Yeah, never raise your hand to a question like that again. We’re the mecca of beer-drinkin’ rednecks. Bryant A. Loney
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You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education. Jeff Foxworthy
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If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck. Jeff Foxworthy
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If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck. Jeff Foxworthy